A person who, when in a relationship, is distant at first but then extremely clingy after a set amount of time (usually after 3 or 6 months).
"For the first 6 months Tom was so distant and aloof but now I can't get him to stop texting me. I think he's a slow-clinger"
by shotshaper9 September 19, 2015
Get the Slow-clingermug. 
Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you you’ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie
by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021
Get the Slow Baloneymug. A cheeky, campy read for someone who’s a little… mentally delayed in the moment. Think: that girl whose brain takes a scenic route before the lights come on—like a dusty old desktop wheezing to life. Used in LGBT circles as a humorous way to call someone out (with love… mostly) for being slow to catch the vibe, the joke, or the assignment.
1) Gworl, she’s a slow boot—by the time she claps back, we’re already on the next episode.
2) Not her still loading while the rest of us are streaming in 4K. Slow! Boot!
3) Miss Thang’s mental Wi-Fi got one bar and a prayer—she a slow boot, mama.
2) Not her still loading while the rest of us are streaming in 4K. Slow! Boot!
3) Miss Thang’s mental Wi-Fi got one bar and a prayer—she a slow boot, mama.
by Junii77_11 April 30, 2025
Get the Slow Bootmug. by Drake_fan20.o May 11, 2022
Get the Slowmug. Celebrity dj and rapper from Tampa Florida who works with Soulja boy and dj wats also makes screw down music on YouTube. he makes sure you hear him
by Ella Bands July 10, 2024
Get the Jai slowed downmug. by wassupdood123 February 4, 2009
Get the slow gregmug.