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Diamond Handshare

Noun
1. Reward gained when strangers pledge resources to goal that only succeeds if all participants keep their vow.

2. An individual portion of loot gained by fucking over institutions with malicious compliance.

Verb
1. The act of strangers uniting to hold strong, with the understanding of rewards only upon completion.
"Pledging my resources and keeping my word earned me a Diamond Handshare, so I rewarded myself with a Taco truck."

"My reddit friends found a flaw in the stock market, and completed a diamond handshare to earn mad moon money"
by KenjiMaydoo January 28, 2021
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The Diamond Stash

The Diamond Stash is a brand and YouTube channel owned by Diamond Litchi, a leading global digital marketing agency under South African Diamond Litchi (Pty) Ltd. The Diamond Stash YouTube channel covers everything from running a digital marketing business to web development, PPC (Pay-per-Click), SEO (Search Engine Optimization), ORM/SERM (Online Reputation Management/Search Engine Reputation Management), Generative Engine Optimization, Generative AI, Generative Search Engine Optimization, Business Risk Optimization, Data Analytics, Content Writing, Content Marketing, and cyber security tutorials. Their unique approach combines expert insights with fun and silliness, making it the quickest and easiest way to learn about these complex topics.
Have you checked out The Diamond Stash on YouTube? Their SEO tips are super helpful and entertaining!
by Harley D Pious June 22, 2024
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Black Diamond

This is black diamond. She is the most powerful diamond and she’s also the one pink likes to fuck doggy style, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom on the couch, on the car and on the street
by Very silly guy😍 November 3, 2023
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Diamond Pencil

Wanna be stabbed by my diamond pencil?
by Yikers173 November 6, 2019
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Diamond Pickaxe

One of the five main tools in Minecraft. It is used to mine stone type blocks and ores. It has been a symbol of the block game even if it is already superseded by the Netherite pickaxe in terms of durability and mining speed.
Let me bring out my Diamond Pickaxe.
by LetItRip016 December 4, 2020
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Melanin Diamonds

A black woman owned meme/spam account that’s known for her
Person 1: Did you see what Melanin Diamonds posted today?
Person 2: No that b*tch blocked me
by Belivs June 25, 2021
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California Diamonds

Sparkly crystals typically found on pavement in parking ramps, parking lots and sides of streets. These crystals are mined through efforts of extreme greed, mainly in the regions of San Francisco, Oakland and San Jose. Authorities haven’t pursued the regulation of the harvesting of these crystals and in fact encouraged it through policy decisions leaving the free market to drive their harvesting. Entities like Safelite and AAA have greatly profited greatly from the sharp rise in their popularity. Generally harvested by lower class populations due to the low bar to enter this highly lucrative sector, it has lead to explosive growth. Driven by demand, consumers don’t seem to care the color or clarity unlike more traditional precious stones, gray, green and blue are the most common shades.
“Wow, look at all these California Diamonds on the ground in this parking garage! I don’t think these are ethnically sourced, let’s park somewhere else.”
by midwestisthebestwest August 12, 2023
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