the sexiest big black tall being named as air to the throne gonna be a king. he is so cool he jumps higher then Michael jordan and dances better then Michael Jackson. he is the straightest being to ever live.
by not the real batman March 9, 2021
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by anita_kockinme May 3, 2025
Get the cooper mug.Kid with cute ahh ears and a cute ahh fluffy ahh head he Mogs nobody because he is level 10 chopped and Dagon Norris Mogs him. He is trash at boxing and he has little ahh trash ahh arms and eye muscles. His eye lift is unoptimal and his boxing skills remind people of a siamese choking cat. (also is friends with Joel Susano)
"Hey have you heard what cooper did?"
"Yeah, Cooper Yeagley the kid with the cute ahh fluffy ahh head?"
"Yeah, Cooper Yeagley the kid with the cute ahh fluffy ahh head?"
by Jonathan siar hate clun February 10, 2025
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He always has a Huge bulging throbbing cock. I can be straight and still want to have rough sex with him all night.
by GawckGawck9000 August 22, 2020
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There are two types of Coopers in this world.
The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.
The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.
The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
Person one: OMG YOU MUST MEET MY NEW BF
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
by liftworks October 9, 2025
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