by Isotrope May 10, 2021
Get the inner assholemug. by Huggyman November 28, 2015
Get the conceited assholemug. When a person drives a big truck, they pucker up their asshole & drives like they have been fucked up the butt. In other words... Flooring the gas pedal at high velocity speed thinking they own the road.
Or in other instances, riding your ass cause they think they can't be fucked in the ass physically & mentally.
Or in other instances, riding your ass cause they think they can't be fucked in the ass physically & mentally.
Fucking asshole drives likes they been fucked in the ass today.
Just cause you ride my ass doesn't mean I won't fuck you later. You Small Asshole!
Why not hide this candy bar up your ass & piss it out of your peehole when you're ready to fuck with me for real. I promise you will not win!
Just cause you ride my ass doesn't mean I won't fuck you later. You Small Asshole!
Why not hide this candy bar up your ass & piss it out of your peehole when you're ready to fuck with me for real. I promise you will not win!
by BIG PENIS WITH A BIG PENIS July 7, 2021
Get the Small Assholemug. A dance performed by reaching down between your legs, grabbing your ankles & spinning around in a circle, saying "I am an asshole & I like it"
Usually performed by losing a bet or completely terrible performance during any game or sport.
Usually performed by losing a bet or completely terrible performance during any game or sport.
Ryne didn't hit his golf ball to the Women's tee, so he had to do an asshole dance.
Jeni scored zero points at cornhole & asshole danced all night long.
Jeni and Mark have the most asshole dances ever performed in the coliseum.
After failing to put even one bag in the hole during cornhole, Mark had to perform an asshole dance.
After Barry's team lost the flipcup championship, they all had to do an asshole dance.
Jeni scored zero points at cornhole & asshole danced all night long.
Jeni and Mark have the most asshole dances ever performed in the coliseum.
After failing to put even one bag in the hole during cornhole, Mark had to perform an asshole dance.
After Barry's team lost the flipcup championship, they all had to do an asshole dance.
by JmpRmf April 9, 2017
Get the asshole dancemug. Mark: "Hey it's almost April."
Jamie: "So?"
Mark: "Asshole April."
Jamie: "What the hell is that?"
Mark: "Look it up."
Jamie: "So?"
Mark: "Asshole April."
Jamie: "What the hell is that?"
Mark: "Look it up."
by SkittleRainbow June 1, 2018
Get the Asshole Aprilmug. asshole-stimulator
I bought myself an asshole-stimulator. It will give me great sexual pleasure while not being subjected to the passé term, “butt plug”.
by Smammon September 12, 2019
Get the Asshole-Stimulatormug. Increasing the price of something simply because the buyer is an asshole and you deserve to get more money for having to deal with them.
If this guy doesn't quit being a pest, I'm going to charge him the asshole price of $30 for the movie instead of the $10 I was going to ask.
by aytball November 28, 2011
Get the Asshole Pricemug.