choking the zombie

A term used for stimulating a limp penis and bringing it to life

My mom caught me choking the zombie last night.

by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013

Zombie Fact

A false statement, asserted as a fact, that has been repeatedly and thoroughly debunked, yet still keeps turning up in debate. It takes its name from the zombie movie trope, whereby no matter how many times you shoot a zombie, it just keeps getting up and coming at you.

“The moon landing was a hoax, didn’t you see the flag waving in the breeze?”

“Mate, that’s totally a zombie fact. There’s no air resistance on the moon, it was the motion of the flag pole being planted in the lunar soil that caused the flag to wave back and forth”

by TheShickle November 6, 2021

Facebook zombie

Someone in a group on Facebook who just stumbles through the page bumping in to memes but never likes anything, never comments on anything, and never shares anything. It's like they're dead and just wondering around.

1.You guys are all a bunch of Facebook Zombies. 2.How about you Facebook Zombies start participating in here.

by 4nic8er November 2, 2017

Zombie Mode

When you take too much amphetamines (like adderall) and you’re so high, zoned in like a zombie. Also applicable when rolling on molly.

Bro, them addys had you in zombie mode last night.

That molly was too strong- had me in zombie mode.

by FSUbae December 21, 2022

Zombie Headache

Headache resulting in the over-stay visit in Chicago airport due to delays.

His layover at Chicago Internation Airport caused him a zombie headache and eventually made him a zombie! Oh my!!

by Dr. Paper July 13, 2012

zombie tax

Complacency tax. A tax on anything which we all know is clearly bad for the environment or our health.

Zombie taxes are special taxes on things like tobacco. Taxes on plastic bottles. Taxes on processed food and soft drinks. Taxes on cars that get low mileage.

by irrealism September 25, 2012

Zombie fucker

A zombie fucker is at least fucking somebody that can fight back.

Alex didn't feel as ashamed to be a zombie fucker as he did when he was fucking corpses only. He knew fucking corpses was wrong, he just didn't know this until after he started fucking zombies though, nobody taught him.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018