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You’re havin’ me on 

A phrase most commonly used by those of a South East England origin. Used by someone who is baffled, humoured or shocked by information they have been told.
Fuck off youre havin’ me on!

You're moms face

A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.
You're moms face: A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.
You: stop pushing me
Bully: you're useless and weak
You: well... well... uhhhh
Bully: don't have a comeback do you loser? Give me twenty dollars or else I'll beat you up.
You: no! I only have 25$ and I need to buy stuff at the store.
Bully: you're poor loser
You: uhhh... SO DOES YOUR MOM *while covering his ears for safety purposes of course*
Bully: * screaming, blood coming out of his ears*
You: *running away* haha loser
Bully: *dies*

You’re mom

A term/not completed phrase you use just to either piss off someone or just because you don’t have good comebacks you’ll have a high chance of using "You’re mom"
Dev: Bro you’re so dumb does your brain have aids?
Johnny: You’re mom.
You’re mom by TSM_AK January 6, 2019

You’re as straight as your hair 

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.
Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries

You're my extra person 

A pharse that is used to describe someone who is extra or a phrase for someone special
You're my Extra person. No matter what. Forever and always.

you’re hype 

Used when somebody is excited about some dumb shit and you call them out on it.
Sam: Dude did you see the new Fortnite update?
Alex: You’re hype
you’re hype by Hacky_798 April 25, 2019