Toke 'n' Woke 

Toke and Woke is the false sense of insight/intelligence experienced by stoners after consuming marijuana. Generally used disparagingly, in order to belittle and imply a general lack of intelligence, especially when spouting poorly thought out conspiracy theories.

Person 1: "I never understand what he means by what he says. He acts like he is mentally superior, but what comes out is just drivel".

Person 2: "Sounds like a textbook case of 'Toke 'n' Woke'".

Toke 'n' Woke by Emotional Sociopath September 17, 2018

stay woke 

stay skinny

ur so woke! stay woke!

stay woke by queen elmor March 1, 2022

Super-woke

Super-woke (adjective): to be educated on root causes of problems and promote legitimate solutions, which are often counter-cultural. Super-wokeness recognizes that traditional wokeness is superficial.

Russell Okung speaks out against Critical Race Theory, how we’re enslaved by The Fed, and chooses a healthy lifestyle for immunity against Covid instead of an experimental injection — Russ is SUPER-WOKE!

Super-woke by Herdsheeple March 14, 2021

Pa-woke 

1.) an insult used by low IQ pinoys to smart-shame someone who:
a. is younger than them but has a logical point/argument, and the low IQ pinoy won’t accept defeat
b. is actually making sense, but they won’t accept it.

2.) people who thinks they’re being woke and smart af, but in all honesty, they’re just being jerks. example is insulting others for enjoying a viral meme that they do not enjoy

Definition 1
woke person: The results of the 2019 Senatorial Elections doomed our country. Sad that I can’t vote yet.
low IQ: You’re just a pa-woke kid, and you know nothing so just shut up.

Definition 2:
(Exhinit A)
normal person: Haha these area 51 memes are hilarious.
pa-woke person: eww you’re such a normie, i bet you didn’t even know what area 51 was before the meme.

(Exhibit B)
normal person enjoys a meme: “You do note is da liyar is mah peyk!”
pa-woke person: Eww a low IQ normie. I can’t believe peenoise actually enjoy that meme.

Pa-woke by filipinodiksyunaryo July 26, 2019

pa-woke 

1.) pawoke (adjective; an insult)
A Filipino insult used by low IQ people to smart shame others, or deem their opinion invalid because the former doesn’t understand the latter’s point or the latter has proven the low IQ citizen to be wrong.

2.) pawoke (adjective)
A person who makes everything an issue, or aggravate a petty issue just to offend someone or make her/himself look smarter when in fact, s/he’s being a jerk.

Definition 1: when you use it for smart shaming

Underage woke person: “The 2019 senatorial elections is a mess! The Philippines is doomed! It’s very unfortunate that I can’t do anything because I still can’t vote.”

Low IQ citizen: “You’re just a kid! You know nothing! Pa-woke ka eww”

Definition 2:

Example 1:

Normal person: “Look! Area 51 memes are trending!

Pa-woke jerk: “Meh, some normies are just being bandwagons anyway.” then posts about how ‘Pinoys are so low IQ because they dont even know about Area 51 before the meme’

Example 2:

Normal person enjoys a viral relatable meme:
“You do note is da layar is da peyk!”

Pa-woke idiot: “Ew, why are you enjoying that? That’s so cringy yuck you’re one of those low IQ peenoise.”

pa-woke by filipinodiksyunaryo July 26, 2019

romantically woke 

When one person is in tune to their significant other's romantic needs, wants and desires.

Jenny is romantically woke when it comes to her relationship with Bradley.

romantically woke by Mr. Leonard Finamore April 6, 2017

Finna woke 

When someone is finna woke, it means that they have good spicy quality memes and knows even the most recent ones.

Person1: I watch meme compilations every day.
Person2: Woah, that's finna woke.

Person1: Have you tried the Bleach diet?
Person2: Yes, have you tried it with Tide Pods?
Person1: Oh my God no I haven't, thanks for the suggestion it's finna woke.

Finna woke by t h i c c a s s b o May 6, 2018