I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.

Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid

by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024

Woke Slaps

Dat nigga

Friend: Who is “woke slaps”

Me:Dat nigga

by Wokeslaps July 11, 2019

WOKE SLAPS

Dat nigga

Friend: Who is “Woke Slaps”
Me: Dat nigga

by Wokeslaps July 11, 2019

Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.

Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.

by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024

Wokeing

Waking up in a retarded way

Faris is Wokeing a little too much today

by LaziestAlien March 30, 2024

E-woke

Finding all of your political awareness online

Carin is suddenly commenting on politics, she has been online reading about the election suddenly she is e-woke.

by December 19, 2022

Shook-Woke

Bakugou’s permanent state; basically permanently shook. And woke. So...shook-woke.

“Did you hear what Bakugou said?” Momo asked wide-eyed.

“No; but I’m guessing it was something offensive because he’s always shook-woke,” Deku responds dejectedly.

by Bakubitch August 24, 2019