willy wensleydale

Smegma, the cheesy secretion that collects under the foreskin.

Kevin was ecstatic: Britney had just started to perform fellatio on him. Unfortunately she got a taste of his willy wensleydale, and , gagging, stormed off home. Life can be such a bitch sometimes!

by Dunky Oggins December 14, 2003

willy jam

What happens when two or more funk guitarists end up unsupervised in a studio together.

While the drummer was passed out, Jimmy and Naylor went on a four-hour willy jam that was only interrupted when the singer came back and tied their heads together with gaffer tape.

by Joe January 13, 2004

willy watching

Females looking at the male genetalia as revealed by the bulge in a sportsman's clothing

Cycle race...'He's got a big one there'....Oh you're willy watching again!

by no_name October 22, 2006

Willy Walk

Willy Walking (Or to walk you willy), is the act of walking through a private, secluded environment with your penis hanging out, generally for some form of relief from society or a sense of freedom, or just general thrill of having your dick out.

"It's a little stuffy in here. I'm going for a Willy Walk"

"I took my willy for a walk in the woods last night. Both me and him felt very refreshed afterwards"

by YAMAMINATHONG!!11!! November 2, 2008

Wally-dance

The act, by a customer in Walmart, of looking up in awe at an angle above 45 degrees oblivious to other customers.

I'm stuck behind a dork in the auto department doing the Wally-dance.

by Bosco56 April 15, 2009

willy wanging

The act of males trying to show they are better than others, by metaphorically getting their cocks out and seeing who has the biggest by "wanging" it out on the table. Bit like peacocks showing their feathers. Usually hyphenated as willy-wanging.

"Down the pub the other night the willy wanging that was going on over who had scored the most birds in their life was hilarious. All virgins I tell ya."

by atari001 May 16, 2016

willy-wonky

Adjective used to describe a state of weirdness, disarray, or uncomfortable feeling.

Sam was all willy-wonky after he caught his wife sleeping with his brother.

Watching someone eat mayonnaise makes me feel willy-wonky.

It's willy-wonky that I'm paying taxes so other able bodied people can sit at home, smoke potweed, and watch reruns on a tv (that I pay for).

by Dyman Princess June 14, 2017