weasel

just an odd person

Justin you’re such a weasel

by jerktwister December 3, 2020

Wenzeled

To have your butt munched by your wife who wears a strap-on and also the pants in the family

Dude you don't look so good, were you Wenzeled?

by Player_+1 December 20, 2020

Weasel

A slim, yet very long penis with an average size of about 8 inches. It must make huge loads and sometimes make red ones.

"Bro Devon has a big ol' weasel"

by CaRtErrrr December 23, 2020

weasel the dog

Weasel the dog is a British pup who eats cats on his free time. He doesn’t enjoy when there’s too much blood in his food. He is also a gay pup. He enjoys scooting his butt on the floor and stretching. His favorite holiday is halloween and he’s single and ready to mingle

“Oh look it’s weasel the dog!”

“Weasel the dog is a gay British pup.”

by the lioness god October 31, 2021

Weasel

An un-masculine, puny male who acts like a catty little bitch. Is annoying and immature and pisses people off to the point where they want to inflict physical harm on him. Is not tough at all, and usually cannot physically fight back or defend himself. Fights back by running his mouth, pestering someone, or by pursuing legal action against them (that’s usually all he can do, since he’s not a tough guy)

‘’He’s such a weasel! That’s why he shouldn’t piss people off, because he can’t properly fight for himself without being a little bitch’’

by Jane D’oh! November 12, 2021

Weaselbree

A dog that exhibits characteristics of sly or sneaky behavior.

Oh Duke, you're such a weaselbree always eating off the coffee table when our backs are turned.

by Mr.StinkyWizzleteats September 24, 2021

weaselly cheese

someone who continously fards in a bag, to later ferment it into a scrumptious meal

weaselly cheese, jharvent: snorts coke
dhar mann: what's up dhar mann fam

by big boy eats September 29, 2021