walking the dog

The act of letting a fart out while walking so to not be the one fingered as the farter.

"Dude I was just walking the dog past the Head table!!!" i.e. at a wedding.

by skullme June 15, 2007

walking cockblock

Typically a female, but can be a gay male too. One whos a total prude, and refuses to do any sexual thing with a guy, "blocking his cock."

"Thats her man, shes the one that i begged and begged for the last week, and still ain't got shyt outta!"

by The walking naughty!! July 22, 2005

Walking Taco

Zion on a tuesday

"Hey do you know what a walking Taco is?" "Yeah, Its Zion on a tuesaday

by Real Fax August 5, 2020

Walking Taco

Put the females right leg over your left shoulder and the left over the right... then stand up and eat her out while walking around.

We barely made it into her house before I was blindly walking taco around her place trying to find her bedroom

by TheToJo March 18, 2020

WalkingTurd

When u take a dump, crap, turd.... u know. And it starts to move and u say, "What the Hell?" and then it attacks u

Alex: "Damn man, I found a walkingturd in my toilet yesterday"
Jim: "Wow"

by Awesomedude32 February 16, 2009

Walking a sleazy

When someone fly is open, they are walking a sleazy

dude seriously you gotta fix yourself.
-wait what?
dude im tellin ya, your walking a sleazy
-oh snap! thanks for the heads up dude, that coulda ended bad

by CRIPPLEhank May 26, 2009

walking buttfuck

Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.

At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.

by Rufus Truthfist August 2, 2009