creatine willy

Soft or flacid penis caused by the excessive consumption of creatine

"That dudeman has just started horsing the supplements and has a serious case of creatine willy"

by Magoo1984 March 3, 2023

chilli willy

A rare mishap which occurs during an after dinner wank.

When wanking you notice a rather significant sensation. It may be intensely painful or pleasantly warm, hot even.

You worry for a moment and even panic as it feels as though your sausage is being cooked. You look at your hands which appear clean. After a moment it clicks. You put two and two together.

Your meal was rather spicy, containing large amounts of high potency chilli sauce. Some must have gotten on your hands.

Dave: Steve, come down and check this out!
Steve: I can't right now, I'll come down in a few.
Dave: You're going to miss it! The cat's stuck in the toilet!
Steve: I can't, I've got a severe case of chilli willy.

Steve: *limps down the corridor*
Dave: What's happened? Did you get hit in the balls?
Steve: No, I've got chilli willy you silly willy.

by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023

The Steamboat Willie

The act of vaping while performing oral sex on a penis. Encapsulating the shaft in vapor.

Lexi can't put that vape down. Every dick she sucks gets "the steamboat willie" treatment.

by PJcreates November 2, 2023

Wet Willying

pissing and subsequently masturbating then pissing, and so on, to make the penis wet.

"This is the best Wet Willying session I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Cousin willy

Nickname gave to Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany in the BBC's rap "The cause of World War One! Origins: Rap Battle | WW1 Uncut - BBC" by king Georges V of Great Britain, today it's sometime used as a reference/joke in history meme circles, along with the German war dance of the same song, by the way the account of the same name is the 3rd most liked comment of this video.

Kaiser Wilhelm II: Still proud of my german war dance 108 years later
Georges V: Chill out cousin Willy, stop acting so silly, you be trippin' by flippin' the bird willy-nilly

by Myri from the E.U. January 13, 2023

Willie Stats

When you have more deaths than kills

That Soldier 76 has willie stats

by WillieStats August 27, 2023

Willy womber

A Willy womber is an animal that lives in your bathtub when you’re not expecting it. They’re like groundhogs except without eyes, ears, or a mouth. They start out hairless—at this stage they’re just wombers. After they grow hair, they become Willy wombers.

Friend: “Yo can I use your shower? I don’t wanna stumble across no Willy wombers.”
You: “don’t worry bruh, they ain’t got a mouth.”

You: “I can feel the presence of a group of Willy wombers in the bathroom, I can see it in my mind.”
Friend: “yo chill you gotta become one with the Willy wombers.”

by Antichumfreak September 29, 2023