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Vagina Cannon

1. Something that is used to transfer sandwiches over long distances.
2. Brittney uses it on Tuesdays to kill babies.
Bethany uses her vagina cannon on everyday except Tuesdays.
by DeMarkus & Chang December 12, 2010
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vagina pastry

The classy version of twat waffle. Instead of a twat waffle, which is defined as a shriveled up vagina that looks like a defrosted waffle, a vagina pastry consists of an attractive vagina that looks as good as a cup cake or fresh cannolis and you just want to satisfy your sweet tooth and just eat, eat, eat.
Oh my God, you're such a vagina pastry and you're making me hungry.
by CraziiTracy March 8, 2015
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vagina trumpet

When you take your dick out of a vagina and it makes a sound like a trumpet.
I could hear Sarah's vagina trumpet from the living room.
by Charles Darwin III March 15, 2014
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vagina armor

Much stronger than plot armor, protects empowered, independent and strong female characters from everything from the patriarchy and CIS Gender straight males.
Don't worry folks, Captain Marvel will kill Thanos with her Vagina Armor and succeed where all those CIS Gender male superheros failed and show the patriarchy how strong and independent we wamyn are!
by Ricardo58 August 15, 2018
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vagina slay

when someone is so hot
dude that gay looks so vagina slay tonight
by vaginaslaytonight December 23, 2021
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vagina date

When a girl and her gay best friend hang out.
Person 1: Hey! We need to have a vagina date soon!
Person 2: Sounds absolutely fabulous, girlfriend!
by iLoveLesbians March 9, 2011
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double vagina

A disorder which causes a female to have two genitillas. Rarely, both anuls function.
Sorry sir, she has a double vagina.
by stormychild February 4, 2016
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