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Uber Fail

When someone suddenly displays their uber score to someone, thinking their score is higher, and discovers their score is lower.
He took out his phone at the steakhouse, shoved it in his dinner partner’s face, and said “my uber rating is higher than yours”; oops, that was an uber fail, as his rating, 4.97, was lower than his dinner partner’s rating, 4.98.
by RubyD August 25, 2025
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Uber competitive

The uber competitive girl thought everything in life was about winning/dominating.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
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Urban Uber

Any Emergency Vehicle with flashing lights and a siren (Police, Fire Engine, Ambulance, EMT, etc.)
OMG! What is going on with all of the sirens?

Dunno. Lots of Urban Ubers tonight.
by Insurrexionrules! June 9, 2021
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Sub Uber

Something that is totally not cool. Lame.
Dude 1 - i hate mediocre people
Dude 2 - yea, they are sub uber
by chinooks July 5, 2010
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UBER ANAL

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood
person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss
by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018
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Ubered

Noticeably high on a controlled substance more strong than alcohol or marijuana.

geeked trippin tweeked zippedzoomin
Dude, that crazy looking guy that just ran up to your car naked and screaming was clearly ubered!
by Dawn from Queens July 12, 2017
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Ubered

"Ubered" is when you've been fucked over by the rideshare company Uber.

There are various ways this can happen. For example:

1) Investing property and time into becoming an Uber driver, only to realise you're working for way less than minimum wage.

2) Being "deactivated" by Uber and having your income instantly cut-off for unfair reasons.
"I've sooo been Ubered! I made lots more during my first 2 weeks! What's going on?".

"Huh?! Why can't I sign on?! I didn't drive erratically! I've been Ubered!"
by RideshareLingo May 15, 2019
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