I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

turn it off then

person1: I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.
person of infinite knowledge: just turn it off
person1: thankyou, is there anyway i can repay you for this kindness?
person of infinite knowledge: ligma.
person1: wha-
person of infinite knowledge: LIGMA BALLS!

by AAAHHHHHH IM STUCK IN Caps..oh July 11, 2021

tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich

when you roast someone so hard that they're forced to give in

I wrote such a forceful email to my teacher to change my grade that he was tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich.

by maeveisawesome October 27, 2022

Big Tim turn up

The act of some with the name Tim or timothy turning up at a party

Big Tim turned up at the party last night and everyone yelled big Tim turn up

by Big Tim February 12, 2023

TURNTABLES

I instrument used around the world to make various of beatz for music....

Some scratch djs begin to publicly experiment with, and develop their own methods of scratch notation. Most notable of the group, John Carluccio, director and creator of "Battle Sounds", shares his system of scratch notation with other DJs around the world

technic,vestax,go to a music store and look for one!

by azure November 29, 2003

hal turner

Harold Turner, or Hal Turner, is an American white nationalist who hosts an internet radio talk show called "The Hal Turner Show" from his home in New Jersey.

Hal has made many threats towards judges and political figures, such as assassinations.

"We may have to ASSASSINATE some of the people you elect on Nov. 7! This could be your LAST ELECTION CHANCE, to save this Republic... Sorry to have to be so blunt, but the country is in mortal danger from our present government and our liberty is already near dead because of this government. If you are too stupid to turn things around with your vote, there are people out here like me who are willing to turn things around with guns, force and violence. We hope our method does not become necessary." -Hal Turner

He became famous on the internet after waves of DDoS attacks and website raids.

He's also a white supremacist who should be shot in the face.

See asshole.

Hal : "Hi, welcome to the Hal Turner Show, what's your name?"

Guy : "Eii, dis is Pedro, man"

Hal : "Get the fuck out and don't call back to this radio station you filthy spic"

by 我爱 January 24, 2008

Trunt

(noun) 1. a person, typically a female, who exhibits a chronic lack of courtesy, tact, integrity or essence of redeeming value while committed to the attempted destruction of others; 2. a female without evidence of a soul. Etymology: American English; sourced to the combined meanings of the words Cunt and Troll= Trunt.

The current decade seems riddled with political trunts such as Sarah Palin and Jan Brewer.

by the crimson quill May 9, 2011

turn off

when u r really horny and suddenly u see something that takes the feeling away.

like if u see a girl and she starts giveing u a bj and ur like fuk yea this is so hot and ur excited and "turned on" and then she takes off her pants and has a dick and then takes off her/his wig and is a man then ur like wtf, want to go puke, want to kill it, and are "turn off"

by Jamal Smokepot November 9, 2010