Trailer Park Hair

Hair style that is so unappealing, that it just kills whatever sexual or romantic vibe your have with a woman

"When Sally walked out of her mom's camper, she could of been bangable. Until I saw that she had trailer park hair

by Bond_006.5 January 18, 2015

trailer park candy

"trailer park candy" refers to any form of methamphetamine, which is stereo-typically viewed to be most commonly used by those living in trailer parks.

Jim:"Hey, heard about the big bust."
Dave:"Yep, confiscated about 20 kilos of trailer park candy."

by Evil Spock March 13, 2016

trailer park candy

A term used to describe any form of meth, meth being the stereotypical drug used by stereotypical people living in a trailer park.

Son: "Mommy, where's daddy?"
Mom: "He's in jail honey."
Son: "Why Mommy?"
Mom: "You father had a trailer park candy problem."

by Evil Spock March 20, 2016

trailer cricket

Mouthy preteen girl that predominantly lives in a trailer park..

I am so sick of that trailer cricket getting mouthy with me

by ack78 April 28, 2016

trailer park champagne

A cocktail made with red bull, vodka, and cheap champagne!

When we are doing blow we gots to have that trailer park champagne!

by TheGreatGreenDragon September 17, 2016

trailer pork

The act of having sex in a trailer park, often preformed by rednecks.

"Did you and your cousin have a good trailer pork?"

by SaggyButternubs February 2, 2017

Trailer dick

When you are giving a country boy a blow job in the farmland.

Howdy! Did you give little johnny trailer dick last night!

by Trailer boy March 3, 2017