Turkey

The Principle at Fort Hayes Metropolitan Education Center in Columbus, Ohio.

1.) Hey look it's Turkey. gobble, gobble, gobble.
1.) Turkey tells are teacher to give us all this homework over the summer.

by Dr. MacAfee May 26, 2004

surf turkey

If you buy volcom jeans at the pacific sun, you're a surf turkey. If you own a fitted DC hat, you're a surf turkey. If you can't surf or ride a skateboard properly, you're most definitely a surf turkey. If you visit Florida from Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, or anywhere else in the Southern Region and walk into Plus Skateshop, you're most probably a surf turkey. Daggers for life!

Anyone who brags about how much weed they smoke, is definitely a surf turkey.

Any surf turkey who spends all of his money at the local skate shop, so he can be the illest nagrum.

Fuck Life to all the surf turkey fools.

by [e-mail] July 11, 2007

turkey shot

when you splurt on a chicks face and you wait until the cum drips down under her chin and you yell out "gobble gobble!"

"gobble gobble!"

by Mike Locke May 19, 2004

turkey sandwhich

To give or have Oral Intercourse

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a wicked turkey sandwhich last night!
Guy 2: With extra gravy?
Guy 3: Sraight out of the oven?

by Jimmy&spence November 13, 2007

turkey gobbler

the section of one's scrotum that shows when the testes are pulled back and is flowing like a crumpled paper bag

Dude, I swear to god, Dan just flashed his T.G.(turkey gobbler) for like, the forth time today.

by Spike "Bottom-line" Bassey October 23, 2003

turkey punch

A punch to the asshole in which the ass engulfs your hand.

That bitch was pissin' me off so I gave her a turkey punch to show her who's boss.

by Doc MC October 17, 2004

Turkey

a disgusting vaginal skin disease that causes sagging pieces of skin to hang on either side or the vagina.

OMG did you know that Gabi has a turkey

by Gabi Fletcher April 23, 2008