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Toose

One suave ass antonio bandanas like mother fucker. POlish as can be but a blessin to the thick girls. this man can single handidly take out a field hockey or volley ball team without a problem. also known as marginus pujinowski, or toose baranoose.
Where toose at?
Gettin toosed up.
So lets call that mother fucker.
by Nigga Steve February 6, 2008
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tootsie

A quick squeeky fart. similiar sounding to a queef.
yo man did u hear that tootsie i just squeeked out?!
by john hollywood March 14, 2005
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tootsie roll critical number

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.
I met and surpassed the tootise roll critical number, as i am now here suffering the consequences on the shitter.
by rudog September 8, 2005
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tootsie pop

another name for a teenie weenie peeny, or penis. has bee linked particularly to those named alonzo
With meat curtains opened wide she said I cant feel your tootsie pop
by big momma May 2, 2005
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tootsie pop

When a man Jizzums in a girls butt crack, allows it to harden then procedes to lick it all up only using his tounge, thus getting to the center of her chocolate tootsie pop.
Last night I came in a girls butt crack and this other girl licked it out like a tootsie pop
by Dan Scragg July 28, 2006
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toss paste

Cream that is fakely ejaculated to make it look as though a male orgasm has been enjoyed. Ingredients slightly gone off milk, pinch of salt and toothpaste holder.
"Excuse me... but I've just noticed there appears to be some jissum dangling from your ear?"
"No that is just some toss paste!"
by Bugalo Boris from Idadown July 21, 2003
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Sumter salad toss

A sexual act in which you insert salad into either a girl's vagina or anus and then proceed to mercilessly pound either of the said cavities in which the salad is present in order to fill her with your personal brand of 'ranch dressing' and she then proceeds to excrete the yummy meal into your open mouth.
Dude, I was so hungry last night I gave that bitch the sumter salad toss
by dumpstermonkey October 10, 2008
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