dry toast

1. Dull, boring.
2. WASP-y.

1. Ugh, Cry the Beloved Country was total dry toast.
2. I'm so glad I'm Greek and not dry toast.

by aydiosmio April 10, 2008

Toaster Strudel

(v) To cover a girl's face with a vast amount of semen, reminiscient of the commercials for the popular product by Pillsbury. Also known as a facial, bukkake, or cumshot

(n) A big cumshot or facial on a girls face

(v) "Damn dude, I toaster strudeled that bitch hardcore and she almost drowned."

(n) "That girl was the recipient of a quite large toaster strudel."

by Harvnierds November 21, 2006

toast

Toast is an acronym. It is meant to be applied to a morbidly obese woman. It stands for Tits On or Above STomach. Referring directly to woman who's breasts reach extends to their FUPA.

That Jenny Craig looking, T.O.A.S.T having woman betta step off.

by Michael December 31, 2003

toaster dick

When you have a really hot(warm) dick

Ex. William M. "hey guys I have a question?"

Gerald G. "What's your question?"

William M. "why is my dick always hot?"

Gerald G. "you have a toaster dick!"

by Sexybish11 June 13, 2016

Toasting

Toaster kink

Tyler : I’m in to toasting what about you?
Me : What’s toasting?
Tyler : Oh don’t you know? It’s when someone gets aroused by toasters
Me : Damn, okay?

by Plant Dad 🌱🌿 April 30, 2019

Wet toast

Just like normal toast except created by bringing the toaster in the bath with you.

"I hate my life :("
"Go make some wet toast then."

by U.S.S Pussy Destroyer September 9, 2015

slice of toast

The act of opening ones hand so that the palm is facing in and sliding it from the bottom to the top of another persons bum crack simulating toast popping out of a toaster.

"Dude, Rob just gave me a slice of toast and I let one rip right on his hand! That'll teach him to stick things in other people's butts!"

by k-alpha_guy August 1, 2009