Toisted Oits

The state of mind that a person is in when they are extremely drunk or high. (Some people don’t need to drink or smoke anything to be on this level)

“Yo, what the hullll!?!?”
“Sh*t dude! You’re toisted oits!!”

by Professor Oits June 19, 2018

Toaster Strudel

Its when you burn them alive then cum on them

Ricky: Hey bro gave tiffany the toaster strudel last night

Bobby: Damn bro!!!

by DaddyNeedaJUICE August 29, 2018

Toaster Lover

A derogatory term for a person (human) who loves and/or has sexual relations with (a) Cylon(s)

"(Mumbling furiously) God damn toaster lover!"
~ "Chief" Galen Tyrol, Battlestar Galactica Season 2 episode 9, while engaged in bloody fisticuffs with Karl "Helo" Agathon

by L31f Greane September 11, 2018

Toaster

Noun : When someone behaves like a complete idiot

Andrew was a complete toaster when he sent that message at 5am

by Estepona September 19, 2018

Troasted

An insult so hard it is the combination of toasted and roasted.

Bob:{Ur mom gay lol}
Kevin:Oooo00o0oO0. *Dies*
Joe:Get troasted.

by ForsakenPotato November 15, 2018

Toaster Sploogel

A party game involving a group of males masturbating on an un-sauced Toaster Strudel in a race to ejaculate first, leaving the last man to climax, doomed to eat the flaky breakfast pastry loaded with the rest of the males seamen.

"Tony lost in Toaster Sploogel yesterday and his breath still smells like nut"

by Yeeetmaster March 23, 2019

Toastado

censored version of roastado. You can also say Tostito (like the chips) for an extra censored version.

The teachers dont want us saying roastado, so now I just use toastado.

by hazyy! January 26, 2019