When you cut of circulation to your shaft so it turns blue but you use magic to keep the tip red like a Smurf hat
by DroneAndUAS2025 February 18, 2025
Get the Smurfingmug. by jhonny window April 24, 2019
Get the Smurfedmug. Choking yourself while you’re jerkin off until you start to turn blue then jizz in your hand and slap it on your head.
“ Zach didn’t hang out with his friends Alex and Jake because he was too busy smurfing that night.”
“Zach tried smurfing on his motorcycle and almost crashed.”
“Tommy was smurfing and his dog Izzy walked in and watched him.”
“Zach tried smurfing on his motorcycle and almost crashed.”
“Tommy was smurfing and his dog Izzy walked in and watched him.”
by Z.hanning June 25, 2018
Get the Smurfingmug. by nummyskully October 2, 2023
Get the Smurf catmug. A small blue twerp that appears in a village. Chased by evil wizard man, they are rejected by many for their small appearance. Literally, they live on a mushroom.
by a fallen angle December 5, 2022
Get the Smurfmug. An engorging penis.
by Whoa Nebster November 16, 2018
Get the Poppa Smurfmug. what the shit and smurf was that
by blitser76767676676766767676767 May 27, 2022
Get the shit and smurfmug.