Born Again Masturbator

- A person who hasn't masturbated longer than three months.

- A person who decides to stop masturbating

- "Hey Bob, I haven't masturbated for like eight months, I'm a born again masturbator!"

- "I'm gonna become a born again masturbator for my wife cause she wants more time with my cock instead of me."

by JaeJeter February 13, 2009

Masturbating Man in Pompei

This man saw the world around him becoming ash and fire, but still decided to crank one out. A fucking legend

Man One - Who's Your Hero?
Man Two - Masturbating Man In Pompei
Man One - Oh shit

by NateTheCanadian July 22, 2018

Masturbation Time Syndrome

An ailment usually affecting males between the ages of 13 and 26, where while masturbating time felt is much less than time used.

Guy 1: Where were you?
Guy 2: Huh, I was only gone a minute.
Guy 1: More like fifteen.
Guy 2: Dammit! Not Masturbation Time Syndrome again!
Guy 1: Why the hell were you jerking off...?

by J_O_Mamma October 27, 2005

Group Masturbation

A group of young adults acting upon dysfunctionality and hooliganism and indulge in a bit of tomfoolery. This creating a sense of an orgasmic brain tumor that gets nothing productive done

Not Again! Kareem drew a Homer Simpson we must now indulge in Group Masturbation

by Notzaina October 7, 2022

Spicy Masturbation

Spraying pepper spray on your hand and then stroking your schmeat.

I tried spicy masturbation last night, and I came in five seconds; I usually last 10 seconds. My peepee is red and swollen though and hurts.

by Bagel Boot June 16, 2020

[Choke masturbate]

To use a device (i.e. rope or belt) to choke oneself while masturbating

Ricky from Dublin enjoys using belts to Choke masturbate with stolen cheese.

by rickythisiscoryposting March 31, 2009

Catcher Masturbation

verb; the act of gay males using a toy to masturbate anally

My friends favourite activity is catcher masturbation

by gaybuddy42 February 18, 2011