stealth tits

Female breasts that - when seen in the nude - are much larger than would have been surmized from observing them clothed.

When Ellen took off her blouse, I was amazed out how large her breasts were. I realized immediately that she had stealth tits, delightfully larger than I would have guessed by seeing her walk down the street.

by vonTrips August 21, 2009

tit head

Someone that is very ignorant and does not care about others

Stop being such a tit head and just listen to the man!

by richie irwine November 17, 2011

tit diggles

Can be used to describe anything that is truly awesome

Yo man, this new pumpkin lager is the fuckin tit diggles; I finally saw that movie....it was the tit diggles.

by the b of all b's October 20, 2009

tits on a cheetah

An expression of admiration for something/someone who is superb, excellent, of highest quility. The coolest. Can also be used to describe a situatuion.

On a blistering hot summer day, a cold beer in the shade is like tits on a cheetah.

by blueluna January 31, 2008

TITS

This is the shit.

TITS bro!

by The Book of Awesome August 25, 2011

Pizza tits

tits that are so flat and floppy that you have to hold them like a slice of pizza

When she took off her bra, I had to use a pizza stone to suck her pizza tits.

by URM November 22, 2006

Tit monger

Someone who barders, or hagles TITS. They sell them and try to get better prices.

You frikkin tit monger, your pathetic!

by Niokka September 10, 2006