Mountain thighs

Mountain thighs are bigger, juicer,thicker,bouncier,jigglier,and more stackable than thunder thighs

"look at that girls mountain thighs!"

by Nathaniel the great December 14, 2024

Philadelphia Thigh Stapler

When a man staples his penis to either his right or left thigh, and a woman proceeds to rip the stapler out with her teeth and 'play' (suck) the penis like a flute.

Frank: Just got a philadelphia thigh stapler, man that shit hurts
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

Grab Thighs Month

Grab Thighs Month is a holiday that takes place during the whole month of September where you get to grip anybody's thighs wether they be bf/gf, friend, coworker, etc.

Me:Yo my homie called me gay for grabbing his thighs but it's grab thighs month so it's fine

by oogabooga55 August 29, 2025

National Thigh Pic Day

September 16th is National Thigh Pic Day, Ask any girl for a thigh pic and they will have to send it.

Guy: Hey its National Thigh Pic Day!
Girl: Oh you're right! Here's your Thigh Pic!

by karlanderson September 15, 2025

raw thighs

thighs with no clothing on, just thighs.

Mark: "did you see anna's raw thighs??"

Alex: "yea they are the bomb, id wish i could eat those raw thighs"

by Knecht November 15, 2025

Big thighs Fandhul

A goofy but sometimes quote unquote "vulgar" term used to describe a Fandhul (Primordial) prediction that looks like it has big thighs BEFORE the actual one released.

Man 1: *laughs like Squidward* Big thighs Fandhul! *laughs again*
Man 2: I'm gonna goon to my own Fandhul prediction!
Man 1: WAIT DON'T DO I- OOHH JESUS CHRIST!!!

by MikotheCornslopper1500 December 28, 2025

lube your thighs

Strap-on-dildo

lube your thighs
That man had a thigh harness attached to the the dildo.

by freakshow21 March 30, 2011