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Tea Vagged

When a female player in an online multiplayer game
kills another player and runs up and kneels over the players face bobbing up and down and/or spins.
I can't believe Jenna kicked your ass in BF3 last night. She so Tea Vagged you at least a dozen times.
by PizzaManDude September 7, 2013
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[vag in a can]

a cunt, douche bag, sabrina, paolo, insult
by Rocheleau January 13, 2009
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bling vag

(n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.
John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.

Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....

Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"

John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."

Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."

John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"

Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."

John: speechless

Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
by boredat1129-407baby! January 25, 2011
mugGet the bling vagmug.

Vag pops it

When you have a pimple in the lips of the vagina that pop or ooz when you sit
I gota wicked vag pops it
by Conboyvapebilly July 9, 2018
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Vag Tuck

Similar to a nip slip, instead you flash your vagina.
by SLAP6996 July 22, 2011
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Vino Vag

Like whiskey dick but for the ladies; when a woman is unable to sexually perform and/or unable to climax after a night of drinking
Don’t beat yourself up, bruh… she just had vino vag
by Buttcrumbsarereal June 12, 2025
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vag dabbler

A female who claims to be straight but who is known to sometimes dabble in same sex sexual acts, especially including vaginal stimulation.
I always suspected that helen was a bit of a vag dabbler.
by BigD2012 June 21, 2012
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