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Cooper’s diet plan

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.
Cooper’s diet plan could cure obesity.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023
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Diet Republican

Any Democrat who embraces conservative, neoconservative, neoliberal, or MAGA talking points.
Examples: Joe Biden (neoliberal hawk), Joe Manchin (votes for Republicans more than Democrats), Bill Maher, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Eric Swalwell (for wanting to deport Russian students), and RFK, Jr. (anti-vax, embraced by MAGA)

Kyrsten Sinema used to be a Diet Republican, but now, she left the Democrats and is on her way to being a full-fat Republican.
by Jackwehadababyitsagirl July 30, 2023
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Funky Diet

Person wearing a black sequin jacket, incredibly funky, usually the leader of a Funk Rock Band. Sometimes sleepy. Most funky Diets are usually green eyed, and display a dynamic waddely strut.
Pump up the funky floaty fleet, pump it up you funky Diet
by Stengo August 11, 2022
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Diet meth

Adderall or other ADHD medications that are basically just methamphetamines (but let's pretend it's not close to the real thing)
"I know my son doesn't actually have adhd I just had his doctor prescribe him diet meth so I could clean the house lol
by anonymous February 11, 2021
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Diet yogurt

Diet yogurt is a term used to someone that is extremely conservative or just conservative.
It doesn't mean the person is slim or anything related to diet
by TH224 June 19, 2025
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Diet Coke

Term for someone that identifies as LGBTQ+, but is fake as fuck.

Comes off the urban term being called "Sweet" for someone that is gay or identifies in the LGBTQ+ community and comes from the fact that sweetener in Diet Coke is fake sugar.
Don't pretend to care about me and like me you diet coke.

Omg I can't stand Jeff, he is such a fake queen, he's a fucking diet coke.

Gender nonconforming example: Alex acts like they understand racial disparities but they really just trying to show face. They're a diet coke.
by Tata94$$ April 19, 2021
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Diet and exercise

Would be a waste of time if I'm just going to kill a kid and then myself. And if you're going to rob me of the most significant technological advancement in humanity I have no reason to do anything other than that.
Hym "So... No diet and exercise! I don't like to waste my own time. I've never done it and I won't start now."
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
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