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Shit-Hawk

The action of "swiping" you or someone elses mo-hawk (at least 4 inches in length) vertically, in a downward motion, through the ass crack of another, ideally pants-less, individual. The desired result is a new, undesirable stench on the "shit-hawker's" mo-hawk as well as a startled, awkward, forward thrusting motion from the victim of the "Shit-hawk."
Guy with mo-hawk "That stupid fucker just stole my beer and took his pants off!!"

Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"

(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)
by Placentapede March 27, 2010
mugGet the Shit-Hawkmug.

hawk tuah

"you gotta give him the hawk tuah and spit on that thing"
by etymologycrusader June 24, 2024
mugGet the hawk tuahmug.

York Hawk

A joke name that sounds like “your cock.”
The counterpart of “Mike Hawk.”
α: Can I see York?
β: Who is York?
α: York Hawk!
by Mr. Twinkieface October 9, 2022
mugGet the York Hawkmug.

toby hawkings

A big boi and a very large dick for this boi Kieran’s never gonna know what he missed
by LeftAlliance February 19, 2018
mugGet the toby hawkingsmug.

hawk tuah

The sound someone may make when spitting.
I had to hawk tuah on it.
I heard her hawk tuah through the wall.
by XTheXtremenessX June 19, 2024
mugGet the hawk tuahmug.

Tony hawked

When you flip your girl around like a skateboard and grind your dick across her face.
Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!
by anonymous April 20, 2025
mugGet the Tony hawkedmug.

Karen Hawking

A Karen that cannot communicate in person but needs a cell phone to police and bitch about everything . A Karen Hawkings needs a cellphone because they are autisic and can’t have verbal communication.
Hey my girlfriend is bitching agian but won’t talk in person about it . Damn bro she might be a Karen Hawking . karen Hawking uses a computer to talk shit not in person tho .
by GroundScorePro July 30, 2022
mugGet the Karen Hawkingmug.

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