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Evil

Right but if he ASKED and you had the means to give to him.... Wouldn't you just give it to him? I mean, it's the difference between murder and manslaughter. And you can say "Well, manslaughter is still a crime." But... Sometimes you're guilt is peripheral and if it's too peripheral then you don't even try to stop it.
Hym "Well, if you have a sandwich. And a guy is starving on the street and you can see the future and he begs you for food... Do you give it to him?"

Retard "I mean I'd decide..."

Hym "Soooo... You know he's going to starve... But there is a possibility you'll say no.... So.... What would it take for you to say 'No?' "

Retard "Uuuuuummmmm.... I don't know. I would have to just not feel like giving it to him."

Hym "So... The guy doesn't need to live unless you feel like letting him?"

Retard "Uuuuh.... Well... I mean, I'm the good one so I would let him live but I wouldn't have to if I didn't want to..."

Hym "So.... What would it take for you to NOT help them? What would it take for you to not give them the sandwich? What would he have to do?"

Retard "I don't know. I would have to not want to. It would be at my discretion."

Hym "Well... Does he have to trade his life for yours?"

Retard "What?"

Hym "I mean... You have the sandwich... He's going to die if he doesn't get it... Should he have to willing give up his life so you get to keep your sandwich if taking your sandwich doesn't effect your ability to get subsequent sandwich?"

Retard "It's MY sandwich!"

Hym "Right but... If you're not going to give up a sandwich for his life then... Why should he give up his life for your sandwich? And it's not even the sandwich it's the sandwich in abstraction and in aggregate..."

Retard "You're evil!"

Hym "..... And?"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
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Evile Rubio

The sweetest and most kind girl you will ever meet. Evile is the kind of girl that is extremely beautiful and highly intelligent without knowing it. This makes her all the sweeter and modest.
She is the most caring kind of person you can date who will go out of her way to give you thoughtful gifts and all the affection you could need and then some. You can have no conflict with her because she’s so rational, convincing, and open to talking things out.
She will always put herself down despite how amazing she is, so give her all the love you can.

You will love everything about her, from her humor, to even the way she speaks.
Evile Rubio is the best person I have ever met.
I sure bet Evile Rubio will be surprised when she finds her name in Urban Dictionary!
by AreolaHeart October 17, 2022
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Evil Edgar

The worst possible person to ever walk the earth. Literally just pure scum. If I could punch Evil Edgar in the face, I would.
Evil Edgar. Ugh. Again?
by angrypeaman February 13, 2020
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Evil suicide

This is when a evil person commits suicide because he or she did so many horrible heinous even rape crimes to babies non stop and they don’t want everything they did to people happen to them in prison. And can’t take what they dish out all their life. So they commit suicide before they get arrested and they will keep doing this evil shit thinking they won’t ever get arrested thinking they got everything covered bribes and blackmail etc. but occasionally a true hero arises to take them out. And this what happens when they realize they about to go to prison forever for their crimes.
Evil suicide is a must for them. I can always tell they about to do it. Scared of death of how they hurt people brutally and got off on it and scared to death of it happening to them non stop. To them it’s one person. But they did it too millions. And killed them to cover it up.
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Mid Evil

When something is mid but turns out being pretty lit
Nick: We could go to the Tri Delt party
Tom: that could be mid evil asf
by Rayf7 October 5, 2022
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evil slut

you are a fucking evil slut that wants to kill himself
by nathan A. vizza December 13, 2020
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