Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go

“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”

by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020

roll out the red carpet

laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining

Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night

by alfredhopper March 23, 2022

Skin Carpet

A nick name for when a foreskin rolls up just slightly and resembles a carpet corner that has been tucked in. The act of correcting it yourself is called carpetting.

John was flacid but jane didn't want to use her hand to correct his skin carpet.

by Calvsiboy August 31, 2022

It's back to carpets for you.

The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.

Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*

James: It's back to carpets for you.

by randombeans June 11, 2022

Carpet land

Management or similar, physically and emotionally removed from a problem but dictating a solution

“This has come down from those folk in carpet land as a solution to our youth unemployment problem”

by nancypantsy November 8, 2023

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

Carpet Dealer

A guy with a lot of lesbian friends.

"Have you seen who Brian hangs out with? He's such a Carpet Dealer!"

by BlazinBananas August 13, 2023