Blue Evans

When you slap someone’s arse that hard it goes blue and splotchy

Oh man I was fucking this guy last night and he pure gave me a blue evans

by Karmasutra69 August 29, 2021

Blue gassing

The act of browsing for second hand vehicles and undoubtedly falling in love with one that you most definitely cannot acquire.

AKA blue balls but for vehicles.

-Ahh man I was totally blue gassing myself last night when I came across a sweet Volvo 240 that was too expensive for me.

-Homie, this Golf was blue gassing me for realz. - It was affordable but too far away.

by eemxep November 29, 2020

40oz blues

when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt, middle age

Becky drank to much and got a case of the 40oz blues and ruined the party.

by randymaniam June 5, 2010

Betty blue

A woman that knows her worth, respects it, and doesn't settle for less.

Blanco is lucky enough to find the original betty blue.

by Benny Blanco July 16, 2016

Blue Tuba

When the over excitable seaman preforms oral sex on the rest of the crew when they cross over the tropic of Capricorn or cancer while hiding in the dorade vents of a ship.

Hurry up! Davey from the Navy is manning the BLUE TUBA on the overnight watch tonight. You want to get in line early before the Boston Lockjaw gets tired and stops clenching.

by reddevil12553 June 27, 2023

Blue Doosh

The blue tooth headset that is often seen sported by people walking down the street, in a coffee shop, and in client meetings. Often associated with those who think they are so cool that they can't take off their blue-tooth headset, thus rendering them a Blue Doosh.

Typically a douchebag who has a Blue Tooth headset on.

*looking at someone sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant, with his left ear flickering*

"Blue Doosh alert! That guy is wearing his Blue Doosh."

by blue doosh dont April 10, 2010

sketchy blue

The point at which the sky has become bright again after a night of indulgence in a substance, or several such as alcohol, cocaine, ecstacy, LSD, etc.

Andrew: "Man, the sun is up!"
Matt: "Oh shit, it's sketchy blue."

Andrew: "It's time for bed, dude."

by famouscigarillo March 17, 2010