book boyfriend

Basically, a male fictional crush.

"I love Keefe, he's my book boyfriend."

by whywouldyouwannaknow? July 2, 2023

coach book

something evil math teachers use to educate their students without using any energy.

Phil: "what do you do with your coach book after the school year is over?"

Joe:" burn it."

by nilgurpety March 18, 2019

book spines

Used in literary circles, it's a slang term for bullshit.

Saxons, wood nymphs and berserkers roaming the woods in Modern day Pennsylvania is just a lot of book spines.

by sepaman October 9, 2013

the book treatment

a prescribed treatment of slamming a book on your dick or shoving a book up your vagina depending on what you have

i like to give myself the book treatment
reallll sexy boi
zach is also gay

by gaythiccboiii March 6, 2019

lets book

lets book is way way to say oh lets have fun not oh lets go read a book.

an example for lets book is "ok we are done cleaning lets book!"

by emidaweeb January 4, 2022

Small Book

The smaller 20$ bag of heroin as compared to a "big book" which costs $40

ayy buddy, imma need 2 big books and 1 small book. i got 100

by Wick SQUADD December 22, 2014

book of Thomas

an utterly ridiculous statement

Why would you even mention such a book of Thomas?

by AndreWoh January 14, 2008