Texas Baby Shower

When your having sex with a girl and right before you blow your load off into her pull out and shoot it into a fan and jizz splatters everywhere. This was thuogh up by and originally posted by me ...... Tim Davis from Texas

me and your mom threw a Texas Baby Shower last night

by Texas Tim Davis March 24, 2009

Texas Wedgie

A wedgie given to someone sitting on the floor then dragged around causing carpet burn.

Did you see Andrews carpet burn on his butt?! Nichole gave him a TEXAS WEDGIE!

by Jayded August 26, 2013

texas taint tickler

When a person tickles the taint with their tongue in a circular motion.

Sally pulled a Texas Taint Tickler on Jim last night.

by Jay Blain June 19, 2006

Texas Toke

To take a toke, then run while your lungs are filled with air. Causes a quicker, stronger high.

I had 3 texas tokes and I was fucked out of my mind!

by Jimmy Lamma DingDong January 15, 2005

Texas Reverse Piss

Texas Reverse Piss: The act of stretching one's penis around their waist in order to piss behind themselves. This is a maneuver typically only achievable by those with a larger than average penis.

Joshua: Did you see Adam pull off that Texas Reverse Piss?

Wesley: That dude standing behind him didn't see it coming!

by Monster55 July 27, 2011

granbury, texas

A cracker-ass town between a small lake and a super Wal-Mart where white dudes listen to black gangasta rap while flying their Confederate flags.If you enjoy tagging, beating out underage girls, or losing teeth, you're a shoe in for this town.

"Look, its 2 miles to Granbury. Lets drink some Ole Grand Dad and hit up the Chuckie Cheese."

by Brother E April 22, 2005

Texas Spine-Buster

While on a bed, go into a standing 69 with your partner, then proceed to powerbomb her off the bed onto the floor, usually severing the spine.

We were in a standing 69, so I gave the bitch a Texas Spine-Buster

by Senor Bitchwak August 6, 2006