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table

a set of data arranged in rows and columns

a piece of furniture having a smooth flat top that is usually supported by one or more vertical legs; "it was a sturdy table"

a piece of furniture with tableware for a meal laid out on it; "I reserved a table at my favorite restaurant"

mesa: flat tableland with steep edges; "the tribe was relatively safe on the mesa but they had to descend into the valley for water"

postpone: hold back to a later time; "let's postpone the exam"

a company of people assembled at a table for a meal or game; "he entertained the whole table with his witty remarks"

arrange or enter in tabular form
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wards dinner table

dont eat there!!!!!!!!!!
mrs ward farts!!!!!!
o crap....the wards dinner table...mrs ward will fart on us
by agc homie May 5, 2003
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Bussing Tables

At bar close (otherwise known as the hour of desperation)Bussing Tables is a term applied to males who watch/wait and try to clean up the remaining unwanted leftovers of drunk female trash that are still lingering in the bar.
Dude I have been striking out all night, they announced Bar close and like a Pedro I just started Bussing Tables until I got lucky.
by Big Pimping January 13, 2008
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Periodic Table 105

Periodic Table 105 is a refrence to the substance Dubnium
Cory: "Hey man, my mom just got released from the hospital"
Dave: "Periodic Table 105"
Cory: "What?"
by xyvgamer June 29, 2021
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balls on the table

risking everything

a shortened way of saying the phrase
Don't "put your balls on the table, or she'll smash it with a frying pan"
zach:wow man don't propose tonight
Cj:what the hell why not
Zach im just saying you'll be putting your balls on the table
by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010
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oh no! our table! its broken!

you're fucking annoying and rely on tiktok to build a sense of humour shut the fuck up
12 year old: "oh no! our table! its broken!"
by nixmya October 21, 2021
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tabletard

A retarded table unable to act like a normal table.
Dude! Your table is such a tabletard!
by Mr Whippy XD November 29, 2010
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