When a man masturbates and when it seems he is finished he keeps going, thus making it hurt, this is machine gun masturbation.
Johnny was so horny he said he was going to use machine gun masturbation on his girlfriends face while she was sleeping.
by Lol'd on your mom October 06, 2006
- A person who hasn't masturbated longer than three months.
- A person who decides to stop masturbating
- A person who decides to stop masturbating
- "Hey Bob, I haven't masturbated for like eight months, I'm a born again masturbator!"
- "I'm gonna become a born again masturbator for my wife cause she wants more time with my cock instead of me."
- "I'm gonna become a born again masturbator for my wife cause she wants more time with my cock instead of me."
by JaeJeter February 14, 2009
This man saw the world around him becoming ash and fire, but still decided to crank one out. A fucking legend
by NateTheCanadian July 22, 2018
An ailment usually affecting males between the ages of 13 and 26, where while masturbating time felt is much less than time used.
Guy 1: Where were you?
Guy 2: Huh, I was only gone a minute.
Guy 1: More like fifteen.
Guy 2: Dammit! Not Masturbation Time Syndrome again!
Guy 1: Why the hell were you jerking off...?
Guy 2: Huh, I was only gone a minute.
Guy 1: More like fifteen.
Guy 2: Dammit! Not Masturbation Time Syndrome again!
Guy 1: Why the hell were you jerking off...?
by J_O_Mamma October 27, 2005
I tried spicy masturbation last night, and I came in five seconds; I usually last 10 seconds. My peepee is red and swollen though and hurts.
by Bagel Boot June 17, 2020
by rickythisiscoryposting November 20, 2008
by gaybuddy42 January 28, 2011