Schwillard Switch

Saying you’re going to do (or quit doing) something but then quickly changing your mind when realizing the task requires effort or sacrifice.

Dallon: “I thought Zac quit drinking for good, why does his location show him at twin peaks?”
John: “Looks like that addict pulled a classic Schwillard Switch”

by ToiletBehindDumpster April 27, 2024

switch off

cease to pay attention.

"as he waffles on, I switch off"

by Arminkshipper July 16, 2024

Switch

A slang term for a knife, blade or shank, usually a butterfly knife or any knife that has to be flicked to be opened

Oi' blud, I''l shank ya with ma new switch blud

by willa69420 June 2, 2015

Light switch

Incredibly attractive and erotic women. Capable of turning somebody on as a light switch would.

Jon: Emily was looking bad today.
Alfred: Facts, she is a light switch.

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022

Switch

An illegal gun modification that allows semi-automatic gun to turn fully automatic. Typically used on Glocks.

Bro I put a switch on a sniper, it shoots fast asf.

by Luxid October 8, 2022

angry light switch

A small penied man unable to do the heli-cockter looking more like an angry light switch.

I can't really do a heli-cockter it comes off looking more like an angry light switch.

by Bazinga92 February 19, 2024

flirt switch

The flirt mechanism in a man’s brain

I was talking with this woman last night and my flirt switch was stuck in overdrive!

by sctsnpr April 6, 2022