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Switch

A game where you put one finger in your mouth and the other up your asshole. Then when the second player says, "Go" you switch.
Have you ever played switch? It's a game my father taught me.
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Red Velvet Switch

When you pull out a used tampon and a piece if shit out of a girl and switch spots.
April gave Brittany a red velvet switch at the party last night. It was
by Chicken 'n Melon December 15, 2021
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Switch

A fake possession in sex used by non-homo people who want to feel as if they are part of the alphabet mafia
Hey did you hear sammy is a switch?

yea mean she’s not part of the mafia no more?
by rip me 1847 December 26, 2021
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Switch

My cousin said she feel disconnected from the family because she is a switch
What is a switch?
by Chocolate 108 February 3, 2022
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Bait and Switch

One of the more common forms of shitposting. A video with something on the cover that will make you click on it. (eg. an anime girl in a bikini) Then the actual video is a shitpost, usually making fun of you for being a horny bastard or sudden ear rape.
Guy 1: Did you see the new video someone posted in #nsfw? I heard it's really saucy.
Guy 2: It's just a bait and switch. I was expecting boobs but instead got my ears blown off by Scout from TF2.
by weakspaget February 5, 2022
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Bait and Switch

A form of humor where the audience expects something obvious to happen, but then something else happens/appears out of nowhere.
Bait and Switch Example:

(ASDF)

Bully: "Hey, you four-eyed freak!"

Guy with glasses: "Ah..."

(The screen zooms out, revealing a third person; a midget who LITERALLY has four eyes)

"...Don't listen to him!"

(The guy with four eyes screeches at him)
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022
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1 2 switch

You put one finger in your mouth, then you put the another in your asshole and say 1 2 and on switch you switch them.
Who wants to play 1 2 switch
by Gj bear March 15, 2022
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