welfare tarts

Crappy, store brand Pop-tarts. Also commonly served in school systems with large numbers of 'free breakfast' students.

Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.

"Since Mom's boyfriend moved out, all we've got for breakfast are welfare tarts."
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast

by Claude Bolls April 23, 2014

pussy tartare

unprotected sex; hitting it raw

Just as tuna tartare is enjoyed raw, so is pussy tartare. (See also dick tartare.)

Dude 1: Did you take your girl out for dinner last night?
Dude 2: Nah, but I still got the pussy tartare.

by Dan O.P.P. October 3, 2016

Childe/Tartaglia/Ajax/Chilled tartagles/Chicken nugget

a fine ginger

Me: ever heard of Childe/Tartaglia/Ajax/Chilled tartagles/Chicken nugget
friend: yeah hes a ranga lololololoolo0l
Me: I hope you fall off that f*cking swing

by ashytoes December 26, 2021

Donna Tartt

A very amazing fictional author that wrote The Secret History, The Little Friend, and The Goldfinch. Her novels are the literal definition of “quality over quantity”. Her novels take over a decade to write, and it’s worth waiting for.

Reader 1: I recommend “The Secret History” by Donna Tartt.

Reader 2: Oh! Donna Tartt? I’ve read “The Goldfinch” that was written by her.

Reader 1: Oh that’s cool. Would you recommend it?
Reader 2: Definitely!

by OnionChain February 12, 2023

Macro Ziggurat of tartness

1 lemon on a sombrero on top of 7 pizza boxes on top of a GIANT pizza box. Used for worshiping Lemon o' tart

Guy 1:time to pray at the Macro Ziggurat of tartness
Guy 2:dude your are weird

by KIDNAMEDSHREK March 22, 2019

I can’t art

When you can’t draw, paint or anything art related, you can’t art.

Teacher: Your homework is to design a poster. Remember to be creative!
You: But sir, I can’t art.

by ihaveudders January 8, 2021

pop tarts

A nickname given to a person, almost always a girl but sometimes a fat guy, when there nipples are visibly erect.

Check out pop tarts over there, and it's not cold in here.

by sheeplostsanity June 29, 2004