Tide Talking

When a child is crying uncontrollably and you attempt to talk like an auctioneer to a third person within the painfully short, quiet, rhythmic, predictable breath(or reloading) periods of the aforementioned child's bawling.

Dean would not stop crying, so we tried tide talking for 5 minutes straight to spite him.

by Ace B March 2, 2011

Talking Pineapple

A girl who has a large "poof" in their hair, and it makes their head look like a pineapple. For example: Snooki

Snooki: You fuckin jerk off!
Vinny: At least I'm not a talking pineapple!

by SnookiSucks March 3, 2011

Slart Talking

When you Slart ( sleep fart ) and it is so loud it wakes you up because you think someone said something to you.......and you answer them!

A good example of Slart Talking is. Ppppbbbbpphhhhhttt......what honey what did you say?

by Webe187 November 7, 2011

Bible talk

A meeting where friends get together and end up talking about everything except the Bible. Parents are relieved bc they are hanging at church, with no idea what they are really talking about.

"Hey, you gonna come and hangout at the Bible Talk?
Sure, let me just tell my folks."

by MMM5711 February 27, 2023

Sperm Talk

Synonymous with real shit, type shit, type stuff, Ect.

Lynzie: “This shits kinda hittin”
Will: “Sperm talk”

by Beezel April 2, 2023

talks bizz

when something is crazy it “talks bizz”

my friends always put me on aux at the pregame because my playlist talks bizz

by ferguson009 February 4, 2023

THEODORE Talk

When your TED Talk goes on way too long, it has become a THEODORE Talk.

A, concluding a rant: Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
B: You ranted for 40 minutes straight, that was a whole-ass THEODORE Talk.

by bombadiller April 14, 2023