Sloppy Stephens

The version of sloppy seconds for people who really don’t fucking care. Could be seconds, could be fourths, could be 10 different guy’s loads in. Popular practice in the Central - North Devon area in the UK where young ladies collect vast quantities of jizz

“Holy Fuck!” exclaimed Stephen, “I got sloppy Stephens on a fat girl in Sandford last night & it was like punching a wet lasagne!”

by Petting Zoo Pete June 26, 2018

brandon stephens

A tall boy that is a loner, nerd, and Rubik's Cube lover. He likes to be home alone, hang out with his amazing siblings, and Learn about NASA. He also loves his "amazing" long curly brown hair.

"Hey, look at Brandon Stephens over there...he can solve that Rubik's Cube really fast!"

by BunnyFoot1717 July 28, 2018

Brandon Stephens

A tall boy, who is a loner. He likes to be home alone, study/learn about NASA, and he also LOVES his curly blonde hair.

"Look at Brandon Stephens! He's SOOOOOOOO cool!"

by BunnyFoot1717 July 29, 2018

Aaron Stephens

A little drummer boi that sexually identifies as a greasy bag of garbage mixed with dog crap. He has a crush on a man named Randy Helton.

I tried to sleep last night but Aaron Stephens was watching me in my sleep.

by Mrs steal your dad's cookies March 11, 2019

conner stephens

The most fucking amazing redhead ginger ever in the world. Probably has a foot fetish and really dislikes girls named Olivia

Olivia: “hi conner stephens!”
Conner: “fuck u bitch”

by 习德䜩 January 6, 2019

michael stephens

a very loud white guy who can be a dick at times but once you get to know him he is one of kindest guys you will ever meet

Michael Stephens: YEET

by youlikechicken? October 10, 2019

Kai stephen

He is asian

That’s about it nothing more important

Oh god kai stephen is here

by Black Jesus your lord November 12, 2019