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chunk-and-spunk

When you're plowing someone's ass only to find a bit of shit moving about inside there as well. Not the most romantic feeling in the world.
"I headed to G-A-Y in London because I needed to rump roast Russell who I had met a week before up on the Heath, He was most obliging. I bent him over in the toilets at the club and was giving him a right old walloping when I realised to my horror, that it was going to be a chunk-and-spunk kind of liaison. I was wearing a rubber but it still put me off as the stench hit me full on as I was pumping my load into him."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
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the Bulgarian spunk nugget

When a dog blows it’s green load all over a McDonald’s chicken nugget and makes his owner it it.
by Your dads meatballs June 4, 2020
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Rainbow bubble of spunk

A gay lover squeezes a little washing up liquid into his partners rectum and then makes anal love to him. The resulting ejaculate mixes to a fine consistency inside the anus cavity. The anal partner, having prepared earlier by eating onion rings and sausage rolls, becomes flatulent and farts out a large bubble through the bubble mixture. This bursts over the gay lovers face, proving an intimate bond between them.
Brian held his arse cheeks apart and pointed his bum hole at Craig. He let out a controlled emission of gas and the Rainbow bubble of spunk grew to an impressive size. It burst on the tip of Craigs nose covering his face in the sticky mess. Craig laid back resplendent in joy and pleased that he'd used Fairy Liquid.
by CountLippe February 12, 2021
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Choke and spunk

Get person one to put his cock into person two
Then get person two to put their penis in person one mouth
Get Both people to spunk at the same time
Person one should be choking on person twos spunk and person one should be spunking at the same time

the CONGRATS you have done the spunk and choke
did you hear what Ben and Flynn got up to on the weekend

yeah they did the choke and spunk
by alarriethatcanhandle May 25, 2022
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Norwegian Nostril Spunker

When you spunk into someone's nostril/s, causing them to release a snot rocket and spew it all back out.
Frank: gave my a girl a norwegian nostril spunker yesterday it was messy
my girl: true
by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026
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A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK

Titanic shoyld have been a documentry abut A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK
by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020
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