rooster spotting

When you write a definition on urban dictionary to get on Rooster Teeth's not so hit show "On The Spot" in the game "Cunning Linguistics".

Dude tony, I am totally rooster spotting today and it will be so funny because Jon will read it! That's so meta XD

by Sam_Antics December 1, 2016

Floppy shooting

When you ejaculate without getting hard.

I jerked of to a lampshade and had some floppy shooting.

by Jsummers33 January 29, 2017

Rock spotting

Traditionally it was the job of the rock spotter to assist guiding the ship captain safely into harbours.

"Watch out captain... there's rocks over here" said the guy whom was rock spotting.

by Menziesss February 28, 2017

squirmy spooning

Similar to spooning but additional movement is added. But falls shy of being considered humping or other sexual activities.

It was late and we were comfortably spooning. But then something clicked and we were squirmy spooning.

by johnQJohnny September 7, 2017

dick spooning

When two guys (knobheads) try to dock, and fail, so they lay their dicks next to each other like they’re spooning.

Dave: Hey James what are you up to?
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight

Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot

by Richard_69 October 26, 2017

canadian spooning

when one spoons in bed with a bunch of canadian stunt cocks

Canadian spooning is when the guys all snuggling together in bed , one behind the other.

by Bullpen2017 January 29, 2018

eves-spotting

When you follow someone posting every single move they make on a fake social media account for the sole purpose of their mental breakdown and to exacerbate their complete and utter destruction.

Fuck I hate him so much ...... like the paparazzi we are going to follow his ass and make sure that this eves-spotting drags him straight to the worst part of a living hell

by FoesOfHumanity(fuckouttahere) June 12, 2018