Split

To beat up

Davis: Don't touch me, my nigga!
Tyrone: Boy you ain't gone do shit.
Davis: Bro, on my shit, don't fucking touch me. Otherwise I'm gonna split 'cho ass right here.

by big_mikevq November 15, 2017

splits on trees

No one really knows what it means. 🤔🤔🤔

I be doing splits on trees

by RAR XD February 21, 2018

split the rut

Driving on the high part of a dirt road instead of on the worn out spots. Ruts are the holes already created. If you split the rut, you avoid driving in the holes by driving up on the high spots. This avoids undercarriage damage and getting stuck

"this road is washed out, we need to split the rut"

"Uh oh, looks like we need to split the rut"

by Bopeepandsheep June 27, 2021

Split infuckative

The use of everyone's favourite four-letter word inserted within another word or abbreviation.

Guy 1: Want some of this Chinese takeaway?
Guy 2: Abso-fucking-lutely.

1 hour later

Guy 2: Ah, my head. Too much MS-fucking-G.
Guy 1: Why do you always use split infuckatives?

by Bad Boy Wallace May 10, 2021

split apart

Some way of saying "fall apart". And when you break up, or a part of something loses connection on the object.

THE VERTICAL STABILIZER SPLIT APART!, We are splitting apart!

by ya know? October 7, 2023

The Split

The inevitable point during a proper midwest dinner (usually towards the end) where one of the diners notices that they will be the ones eating the last and final bite. The last and final bite started as a grand dessert and was whittled down as it was passed around with no one wanting to be the one to take the last bite.

Jane looked on with dread, counting the people as the piece of cake neared the moment of the split.

by smooth cookie September 28, 2021

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024