split a footlong

either performing an Eiffel Tower with two penises at approximately 6 inches in length, or a single individual entering two women at once, using two approximately 6 inch penile objects
Hey man, would you like to split a footlong?
Nah, I don't like Subway.
Ok, your loss bro.
by frhwdofnursekaj August 31, 2017
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Lesbian Split

Going halvesies on box wine with your bestie and drinking it all in one sitting while cattily gossiping about people you don't like.
"That bitch Rachel really needs to watch her mouth. Did you hear what she said about me today?"
"Nope. Wanna pull a Lesbian Split and talk about?"
"Totally"
by trombonefishjoe January 13, 2024
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Split the Room

slang for tear that pussy with your minotaur cock
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by quartz89 February 02, 2022
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split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature
Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick
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Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)
"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."
by buttfinger December 10, 2013
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split screen lurker

A split screen video where you watch a person (split screen lurker) watching a viral video. .

Sometimes making comments, or just watching.
: Where’s the original viral video? I wanna see it without the split screen lurker in the way., it’s never funny.

: I know, right. . Overlays are way funnier.
by Keith02k March 21, 2024
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Split-Whore

A person who splits the whole board and doesn’t take the open splits.

A person who makes a bunch of open splits scaring everyone away.
“Hey, look at this split-whore splitting the last 4 full spots on this game”

“Look at that split-whore taking the whole board”

“That split-whore is on a winning streak 🔥”

“I wish I was as lucky as split-whore”
by FB Bingz September 04, 2023
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