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Filthy Spartak

A sex fetish that involves one fake psychologist to be tied up to resemble a captured rebel slave. After this is done, multiple other fake psychologists defficate and urinate on this person.
I'm really in the mood to do a Filthy Spartak tonight, let's call Hlib Pologyy.
by Stifling Council of Barrens April 13, 2023
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FOR SPARTA

"FOR SPARTA" is the monumental phrase two bestest of BEST BEST BEST FRIENDS belt out at the end of a meaningful council meeting. It is the official closing statement to celebrate the friendship, and a way to do the dificult act of hanging up or saying goodbye.

Though neither of the friendjes have seen 300 (the movie which its from), it means more to them than the actual movie could provide.

The best friend, or apa besti, which this is performed with is typically the "bread" to ones "butter". He, who might just be called Ajax (ajasmaja in popular speech), is known as your second half - the air in your lungs, the blood in your veins and the thing that completes you. A tiger cannot live without him, nor would she ever like to. Hence "FOR SPARTA" is a quote that reflects this life devotion to a sake, whether it be a city or your own roman empire of a best friend.

It is occasionally morphed into "FOR FARTA" when the apa besti 's are feeling sillybilly.

This is sometimes accompanied with the cryptic phrase with untraceable origin: "gagga de gonkicki"

If youre blessed enough to have an apa besti in your life, or any other soulmate whom you CHANT "FOR SPARTA" with, cherish them, and tell them how much you love them.
i luv u ajasmaja, id die for you any day of the week, i love u to bits and pieces.
Toofie: Aw, you sound eepy, time to go? I hope you tuck yourself in AS SNUG AS A BUG IN A RUG.

Aja: YESS i willlll, hihi thank you for making me a burrito and holding me hostage. Anywayy, goodnight, and sleep tight!
Toofie: I SURE WILL captain, you too! We'll talk tomorrow.
seconds of suspense
Aja: FOOOOOOOR....... SPARTA!
Toofie: FOR SPARTA
(occasional "HOU JOU" slips in here)
hangs up the phone, without being sad, instead feeling warm and happy
by much love, /toogie July 20, 2024
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Gelatinous Splat

When, badly injured, you jump off a building over 20 floors high into a pool of jelly. However, you get hit by a car moments later, similar to that scene in the movie Free Guy.
Storyteller: To escape his attackers, Ryan Reynolds had to perform a gelatinous splat.

Child one: But didn't he get hit by a car?
Storyteller: Yes.
by Jahmsay August 18, 2024
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Spicy Splat

Rida: That spicy splat was so crazy, I kinda regret it.
Anon: Wow.
by ariesclark November 18, 2023
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Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.
Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!
by Neffy125 December 7, 2023
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Bush Splat

When you splat off a building because you blacked out and munched a bush. And you did it 2 more times and don’t remember that either
Holy fuck, I blacked out so bad last night. I need bush splat.
by bushsplat February 23, 2024
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cur spart

cum miroase in barcelona
baietii, fara maci, ca i-a dat block : si cum mirosea in barcelona?
Marco : a cur spart, frate
by teiteii86 March 22, 2024
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