Pat-splaining

When Pat makes up words to impress an audience.

That is clearly some bullshit pat-splaining.

by Hexdepthsguy October 22, 2018

Toilet Splash

When you are on the toilet and you take a shit sometimes water will splash your asshole therefor making it a toilet splash.

Bro I took shit and the toilet splashed my ass I don’t even need to wipe.

by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019

karen'splain

karen'splain : karen trying to explain their ignorant, illogical, nosy, karen behavior while being completely oblivious to the fact their initial action and their explain further enforced rheir status as karen

a karen in korea claimed a 4 yr old saying HI to her was discrimination and racist. she posted on multiple expat groups to karen'splain that her 30 min debate with the father was needed and warranted as the korean kid saying'hi' teaches discrimination. the karen would further karen'splain the next day by doubling down and posting a followup clarification that solidified her as queen karen of seoul.

by optionalg June 29, 2020

Ham-splain

To unwontedly and incorrectly answer a question asked by a fellow student before the trained professional has a chance to speak. This explanation consists of a knowledge dump, relevant to the course but nothing related to the question.

Student 1: Excuse me sir, what would the implications of a tariff be on an economy?
Teacher: Excellent question, firstly you mu-

Student 2: So basically it all comes back to the supply and demand theory...
Student 1: Stop ham-splaining
Teacher: AS I WAS SAYING. It comes dow-
Student 2: What sir is trying to say is...

by Underlord_of_the_dark_69 October 25, 2020

Bondsville Splatters

When you drink Allen's Ginger Brandy and Budweiser's, and was them down with Ron Dog's, and then proceed to spackle the toilet bowl with fecal matter after digesting the trio.

Good thing BR made it to the bathroom in time, because he had a bad case of the Bondsville Splatters.

by Joe From Sacramento December 12, 2020

collateral splatter

When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter

I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...

by Mountain Dew Code Retard October 16, 2021

Salt Splash

This is one of Reigen Arataka's special attacks, where he violently throws table salt everywhere in the hit anime/manga Mob Psycho 100!

I've got this..Salt Splash!!

by 21st Century Psychic Reigen! August 8, 2021