Spank

A tradition performed by black fathers to show their love for their kids

Shalissa, "I hate my dad he's always spanks me"
Shaniqua, "Oh I love when my daddy spanks me Shalissa!"

by A worshipper of the holy Lorda June 19, 2019

spank it

To order through the drive-thru of a restaurant.

Are we eating in? Or do you want to spank it?

by trancis August 13, 2006

spanking my monkey

When a male, or transvestite *cough Caitlin jenner* decides to get a little wish in there pants and wants to take themselves to horn dog town, they beat their meat. And when someone beats they meat it is called spanking their monkey

Man I was on her insta and I just whipped it out and started spanking my monkey

by deeznoots June 10, 2016

Spankify

To give everyday things Spank meaning; the gradual process of Spank taking over the world (and internet)

"Adding spank slang to UrbanDictionary is total spankification. - americus"

by tigerlily April 20, 2003

clappin spank monkey

A person whos so high they they dont laugh, they clap/ or/ someone who get the clap after fucking someone they dont know.

she got the clap after fuckin that random at that party last night

by EyYo Froshie December 16, 2004

Jackhammer Spank

Manual sexual stimulation involving a rapid "jacking off" of the penis, followed immediately (and finished by) a quick spank to the balls.

"I wasn't expecting her to pull a Jackhammer Spank on me last night."

by Imperial Lady October 21, 2008

Ankle Spankers

When someone wears trousers that are too short so the bottoms of them end up spanking your ankles when you walk.

Dave: Oi look at his trousers they're too small for him
Jim: I know right he's got some right ankle spankers!

by r33dybo1 September 21, 2012