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Sperm whale

A woman takes a load and blows it through her lip gauge in the air and splashes on her face like a blow hole
Blow it like a sperm whale babe
by Gymjones July 2, 2021
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Sperm whale

When you ejaculate into a woman's bellybutton and slap the sides of her stomach so that it shoots up like the Waterhole of a whale
"It got kinda messy when I gave my girl the Sperm Whale last night, worth it tho"
by Niggamus Prime July 31, 2019
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Sperm and slide

A sex act where the male ejaculates onto the floor in massive loads, and the partner uses this as a slip and slide
Man: hey I’m about to ejaculate
Partner: do it on the floor so we can have a sperm and slide
by Sexyboy2468 March 25, 2025
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Sperm Bulgar

Someone who steals your sperm for their motives.
She ghosted after sex because she wanted a child ,but little did she know I shoot blanks. No, no ,no sperm bulgar here!
by Melo225 August 11, 2023
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Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
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sperm soda electric boogaloo

A woman must buy her favorite soda and put it in her mouth while the man tapes electrical tape around his balls and begans to jack off at the girls mouth from a long distance then once the man is reaching climax he must stick a voltage cord up his ass and will shoot his semen at mach 4 into the girls mouth with the soda still in
Tim:i just gave my girl the sperm soda electric boogaloo

bill:wow that must have felt good
by bigblackcock6942069420 July 17, 2022
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National give her your sperm day

Give ya gal yer sperm day
National give her your sperm day- In whatever means necessary
by Rb90 June 29, 2022
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