A group of very intelligent individuals, all thinking earth is shaped like a dinosaur. Most of them also believe in the fact that Waluigi is god.
Hey Kevin, are you a flat earther?
No way John, I'm a member of the Dinosaur Earth Society because I don't believe in lies.
No way John, I'm a member of the Dinosaur Earth Society because I don't believe in lies.
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Get the Dinosaur Earth Society mug.A white upper middle or upper-class bitch in her mid 30's to late 40's. She can usually be seen loading her "precious little angles" into her massive, fuel burning SUV, to take them to soccer, or some other sport. She lives in a very large house in the suburbs with her 3 kids and her husband. Her husband is never home, he usually has some sort of corporate job, and he's having sex with the secretary. A Soccer Mom often causes road accidents because she drives at a "safe" 45 mph on highways where the speed limit is 70 mph. The accident is then paid for by her husband. The Soccer Mom always tells her kids shit like they are better than everyone else in their school, that they deserve more than everyone else, and that they are the most "talented" people in the world. This usually results in her kids being extremely full of themselves, because not only does the Soccer Mom encourage her kids to be snotty bitches who think they're better than everyone else, but they also participate in highly competitive sports. This makes her kids bratty, super competitive, obnoxious bitches. The Soccer Mom usually censors everything she doesn't feel is "appropriate" for her "perfect kids."
This includes:
- Movies that are rated above PG
- The Internet
- Video Games rated above E-10+
- Anything that makes a slight mention of drugs, alcohol, and sex.
- "Bad Words"
- "Explicit" Music
- Basically anything that isn't bubblegum flavored kiddie shit.
A Soccer Mom is usually Christian, thinks anything that isn't Christian is Satanic, and won't let her kids near it. She uses the V-Chip and puts parental controls on her kids video game systems.
Because of how sheltered her kids are, when they become adults, they are so naive about the real world, that they:
- Become Drug addicts, alcoholics, or both.
- Are so naive about the real world that it scares them.
or:
- Since their parents did everything for them as kids they figure they'll do the same as adults and become dependent on Mom and Dad.
A Soccer Mom usually dressed like a typical yuppie carries a coffee from Starbucks. Let's not forget that bumper sticker that reads "My child is an honor student at _______ Elementary school." She doesn't let her kids hang around the kids that she considers "the wrong crowd." She's selective with who her kids can be friends with and who they can't. She mostly would like her kids to hang around what she thinks are "good christian children" and not the "African American and Latin American minorities" or "The Hippie kids" She is most likely a racist and bigoted towards poor people. The Soccer Mom is basically a snobby bitch who thinks the world revolves around her and her bratty kids.
This includes:
- Movies that are rated above PG
- The Internet
- Video Games rated above E-10+
- Anything that makes a slight mention of drugs, alcohol, and sex.
- "Bad Words"
- "Explicit" Music
- Basically anything that isn't bubblegum flavored kiddie shit.
A Soccer Mom is usually Christian, thinks anything that isn't Christian is Satanic, and won't let her kids near it. She uses the V-Chip and puts parental controls on her kids video game systems.
Because of how sheltered her kids are, when they become adults, they are so naive about the real world, that they:
- Become Drug addicts, alcoholics, or both.
- Are so naive about the real world that it scares them.
or:
- Since their parents did everything for them as kids they figure they'll do the same as adults and become dependent on Mom and Dad.
A Soccer Mom usually dressed like a typical yuppie carries a coffee from Starbucks. Let's not forget that bumper sticker that reads "My child is an honor student at _______ Elementary school." She doesn't let her kids hang around the kids that she considers "the wrong crowd." She's selective with who her kids can be friends with and who they can't. She mostly would like her kids to hang around what she thinks are "good christian children" and not the "African American and Latin American minorities" or "The Hippie kids" She is most likely a racist and bigoted towards poor people. The Soccer Mom is basically a snobby bitch who thinks the world revolves around her and her bratty kids.
Person who just got in a car accident with a Soccer Mom: You fucking bitch! Why the fuck were you going on fucking 45 mph on a fucking highway for you stupid bitchy cunt!
Soccer Mom: Oh my gosh! Don't you ever use that language in front of my little angles! I'll have you know that my kids are the best on the soccer team, and they are honor students.
Person who just got in a car accident with a Soccer Mom: You think I give a shit?
Soccer Mom: Don't say that in front of my precious kids! Who do you think you are?
Soccer Mom: Oh my gosh! Don't you ever use that language in front of my little angles! I'll have you know that my kids are the best on the soccer team, and they are honor students.
Person who just got in a car accident with a Soccer Mom: You think I give a shit?
Soccer Mom: Don't say that in front of my precious kids! Who do you think you are?
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yk that thing everyone’s all ways mad at.. Society, social rejects actually do something about it.
social rejects don’t confine to what Society WANTS them to be.
social rejects don’t confine to what Society WANTS them to be.
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Get the Social Justice Warrior mug.1. You must conform to others. If other people smoke, drink, have sex at a young age, and go out every night, you have to, too. If you don't and "be yourself"... well, you're a fag with no life.
2. Only heterosexuals are accpeted here. If you are ANY other sexuality, be it gay, lesbian, or bisexual, you with be physically/ verbally abused by "normal" heteros, even if you didn't to SHIT to anyone.
3. Virginity is evil. If you are still a virgin by the time you are 15 years old, you will be attacked by people who don't have the social sin of "virginity". Oh? STDs? Pregnacy? Don't worry about these things, only an orgasm matters. Oh, and if you are male, you must sleep with multiple women. If not... you're a loser.
4. Minorities are also evil. If you are black, Mexican, Asian; any other ethnic group besides white, then be prepared to be bombarded with racial slurs and stereotypes. Also, if you are a woman, be ready for sexist pigs, rape, chauvinists, and men who only want sex to lie to you. Oh, and if you get pregnant, it's all YOUR fault, even though the man had just as much to do with it. Women are evil.
6. If you are a great painter, an excellent writer, have an IQ above, watch TV, a wonderful and skilled video gamer, a loner, a kind person, a reader, or just like being indoors away from rapists, murderers, and thugs... you need to get fucking laid and a life. Sex, drugs, and alcohol are the only exceptable hobbies here, and if you talk about anything else, no one cares.
2. Only heterosexuals are accpeted here. If you are ANY other sexuality, be it gay, lesbian, or bisexual, you with be physically/ verbally abused by "normal" heteros, even if you didn't to SHIT to anyone.
3. Virginity is evil. If you are still a virgin by the time you are 15 years old, you will be attacked by people who don't have the social sin of "virginity". Oh? STDs? Pregnacy? Don't worry about these things, only an orgasm matters. Oh, and if you are male, you must sleep with multiple women. If not... you're a loser.
4. Minorities are also evil. If you are black, Mexican, Asian; any other ethnic group besides white, then be prepared to be bombarded with racial slurs and stereotypes. Also, if you are a woman, be ready for sexist pigs, rape, chauvinists, and men who only want sex to lie to you. Oh, and if you get pregnant, it's all YOUR fault, even though the man had just as much to do with it. Women are evil.
6. If you are a great painter, an excellent writer, have an IQ above, watch TV, a wonderful and skilled video gamer, a loner, a kind person, a reader, or just like being indoors away from rapists, murderers, and thugs... you need to get fucking laid and a life. Sex, drugs, and alcohol are the only exceptable hobbies here, and if you talk about anything else, no one cares.
The white, straight, Christian male who smoked weed, drank beer, slept with over 20 women, was lazy and acted like an asshole was admired by everyone, while the Asian, bisexual, athiest female that donated over 1,000 to orphanages, was very kind to everyone, was a virgin, and loved to read books was treated like shit. The model for society.
by Someone fed up November 3, 2010
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According to the way my good friends treated me, social justice has been served.
To most people, she is a very liberal and generous person, thus practicing social justice.
To most people, she is a very liberal and generous person, thus practicing social justice.
by A.H. Rules April 7, 2010
Get the Social Justice mug.moms that drive mini-vans, all they care about is their kids, if their kids aren't playing enough in a sports game she will most definitely be yelling at the coach from the stands. She is very involved with the school, always doing snack day and carpooling. And she's annoying to everyone else but her best friend, who is also a soccer mom.
by aninimous October 3, 2005
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