smart insults 

Your mom.

"Well you're stupid I bet you can't respond with smart insults"
Well you know what, your mom.

smart insults by Anonymous unknown. January 2, 2012

SmartCar-ed

When you see an empty parking spot from afar, get really excited, only to realize that that is not an empty spot--that is a smart car only occupying half of the spot.

It is also possible to be MINICOOPERed occasionally.

Damn it, I thought that was a spot but I just got SmartCar-ed.

SmartCar-ed by tomiri November 25, 2012

Smart-on 

When you suddenly think of something awesome. Like a hard-on but with your brain.

Mike- we need some new ideas
James- OH MY GOSH I just had a smart-on! What if we build a waterproof phone!
Mike- THAT'S GENIUS

Smart-on by ImSoCoolLolJk January 1, 2013

smartasstitude

The ability to be a smart ass at any time and place.

My dad had put me on Ritalin when i was a child he said it changed me in to a zombie, But he said it never changed me from being a smart ass! (smartasstitude)

smartasstitude by chultzmack December 22, 2013

smart-womber 

Smart-womber is a word used to define a person who is genius or smart by birth. It is generally used as sarcasm to describe a haughty person or a braggart.

Person 1:" My test went really good although I didn't study a word."

Person 2:" Are you kidding me? It was so hard ,I studied for 5 hours but I still don't think I did well."

Person 1:" Who studies for the test? It was so easy."

Person 2:"Yeah,you'd say that ,smart-womber."

smart-womber by SickyVicky May 1, 2014

smart trim 

To have a smart haircut, usually used as a derogatory term

Smart trim mate

smart trim by Bob08695567546799 January 20, 2015

smart bug 

Smart person

Lucy studies a lot, I can tell she is a smart bug.

smart bug by HeyJes March 27, 2015