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by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021
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Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"
by gazza222 November 7, 2020
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Get the 2point slow mug.A cheeky, campy read for someone who’s a little… mentally delayed in the moment. Think: that girl whose brain takes a scenic route before the lights come on—like a dusty old desktop wheezing to life. Used in LGBT circles as a humorous way to call someone out (with love… mostly) for being slow to catch the vibe, the joke, or the assignment.
1) Gworl, she’s a slow boot—by the time she claps back, we’re already on the next episode.
2) Not her still loading while the rest of us are streaming in 4K. Slow! Boot!
3) Miss Thang’s mental Wi-Fi got one bar and a prayer—she a slow boot, mama.
2) Not her still loading while the rest of us are streaming in 4K. Slow! Boot!
3) Miss Thang’s mental Wi-Fi got one bar and a prayer—she a slow boot, mama.
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"For the first 6 months Tom was so distant and aloof but now I can't get him to stop texting me. I think he's a slow-clinger"
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