Shuffling

Shuffling is described by some as "dancing", when in fact, it as actually when you drag your feet along the floor instead of walking.
The so-called "dance" is when the "dancer" jerks bits of their body around in an awkward-looking fashion, that sort of looks like a cross between poor attempts at the robot, the moonwalk and miming all at once.

It basically makes the person look like a complete idiot, try-hard and wannabe. It is for people who know they can't dance properly, or who are just too ashamed of themselves to dance like a normal person.
Shuffling is NOT dancing. It is what you do when you want to look like an idiot and an amateur.

1)
"Oh my god! He's having an epileptic fit!"
"No, he's just shuffling"

2)
Normal person: "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Idiot: "Shuffling! It's this new dance craze. See how cool I look!"
Normal person: "No, you look like a complete ass!"

by imjustchillin May 18, 2011

Shuffling

A dance performed by Huarache wearing wonnabe cunts. Shufflers are universally loathed by anyone who has ever been to an actual rave.

Shuffling is usually performed when accompanied by the latest chart house banger, despite the dance never ever matching the actual beat.

- "Look someone shuffling"

- "Oh how the crowd in this place has gone downhill recently"

by caarmyn October 1, 2014

Shufflin'

Engaging in an elite echelon of douchebaggery most commonly practiced in the United States, primarily anywhere within the state limits of New Jersey, and directly influenced by the distinguished music stylings of party noisemakers LMFAO. This level of "Shufflin'" can only be achieved while toxically drunk and you must be predisposed to daily douchbaggery and/or fist pumping.

Steve: Hey Bob, what have you been up to?
Bob: Not sh*t son, just keepin' it real for the ladies. Everyday I'm shufflin'!
Steve: That's great, Bob! Alright, see ya later.

by bwells24 September 14, 2011

Skyrim Shuffle

When you're in the middle of oral sex, where the girl is on her knees, and forcefully pick her up and lean her forward. Grab her ass and say "I've found my sweet rolls" Then back away five paces, and scream "LET ME SHOW YOU THE POWER OF TALOS" and then ram your dick forcefully into her ass.

God, I love it when Johnny does the Skyrim Shuffle.

by HanzHumpfry March 17, 2016

The Kansas city shuffle

Definition 1. "When they look left and you move right." make them look to the left as a distraction and while they are distracted you move to the right.

Definition 2. A sort of slide of hand or trick in getting someones attention by getting them to look one way while something else is going on in another direction.

Example one. Guy 1 "Hey man we need to trick this guy out of his money." Guy 2 "?lets pull the Kansans city shuffle."

Example two. Guy 1 "These guys are blocking our only way out because they think we have there money." Guy 2 "Lets pull the Kansas city shuffle, make them look left and we'll go right."

by Sleven kelevra June 28, 2012

Snuffed It

Whenever an awkward moment is preceded by a person telling joke, a story, or adding a comment to a conversation, the said person "Snuffed it".

Also, a person telling a joke, story, or making a comment that has the potential to be funny or interesting, but completely messes it up.

"dude, I can't believe you told that joke that George told last night. You totally snuffed it."

by Elementcone January 20, 2009

Rhode Island Shuffle

When an impatient motorist inches out of a side street or parking lot, in an attempt to take a left onto a main road, and blocks off all traffic coming from his left until finally someone coming from his right feels bad enough for the blocked off lane to let this douchebag in.

"So I was driving down 1A in Pawtucket, and this asshole does the Rhode Island Shuffle right in front of me to try to get out of Papa Johns!"

by Lauren O'Jea January 10, 2009