Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

Seal cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

He whispered something about loving marine life, and before I knew it, I got Seal Cuffed.

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

seal44

seal44 is a northern weddell seal pronounced sealfourfour but with a ty at the end

hop on rust seal44

by seal44 June 17, 2025

Sealsexual

When u think they are pretty but arent interested in anything more.

Svanik is sealsexual at many times in his life.

by Preth August 7, 2025

Sealark

A animal species that it also related to a person

I saw a sealark the other day by the shore and I loved how he looked.

by Martha shanabelle November 26, 2025

Seal

Promethazine/codeine is a prescription combination medication used for the short-term relief of cough and upper respiratory symptoms caused by allergies or the common cold.

Finna go buy a seal from the plug

by 1of1 ask somebody January 2, 2026

fire_seal

One of the gods

Trune X, Fire_Seal, Xaos, etc

by Trune X May 4, 2003