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Secrets

You just found a secret! +10 points
Secrets are secretive.
by Blank_User June 26, 2022
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secret shopper

Refers to members of the less-affluent sector of mall-customers who merely wish to purchase regular groceries and/or household products in bulk, but who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the exorbitant "membership fee" that the "big box" stores like Sam's Club charge. These limited-income folks therefore discreetly approach "enrolled" club-members who have either just arrived at the store or are currently pushing their carts around the aisles, and quietly ask them if they could please also purchase the merchandise that the indigent people want along with the items on their own shopping lists, and then afterwards they all meet back up outside in the parking lot where there are no prying eyes from the store's staff, and the grateful low-income families carefully go over the obliging club-members' store-receipts to total up the costs of the "additionally-purchased" items, and then reimburse the members for the appropriate amounts in cash.
Being a secret shopper can indeed be a great way to save on household-staple items; just watch out for Sam's Club chiselers, however.
by QuacksO July 23, 2018
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secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.
My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!
by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016
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SECRET SERVICE TRUSTEE

It's like an ERECTION BUILD UP.

A FORM OF INSURANCE using the right individual.

Someone in VEGAS AT THE D CONCIERGE approaches me saying you are in the "SECRET SERVICE" as what that really entails as "NOBODY KNOWS " the services you will be providing except the SECRET SERVICE TRUSTEE at the right time.
Look PRESIDENT DONALD J0HNATHAN TRUMP did nothing wrong when he stormed the WHITE HOUSE as the SECRET SERVICE TRUSTEE ALAN I WALDMAN PEDOPHILE as that other SHIT does not matter as GRABBING HER BY THE PUSSY MAN won't do am ounce of PRISON TIME as this PROXY SUCKER MANDALAY BAY REAL SH00TER way back as the REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL TASK FORCE TRUSTEE as the build up is over AS SHIT IS G0D resulted.

Look this is a future trend as getting to the bottom of these MASS MURDERS will find the right SECRET SERVICE TRUSTEE to be in PRISON for somebody else as to go into what is not said of "NO EXISTENCE".
by MASS KILLING EXPLOSION June 22, 2022
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secret uncle

Your own personal uncle that is secret to the rest of the world.
Mikalah: I swear i have a secret uncle.
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!
by Jeeoh July 26, 2021
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Double Secret Stranger

When two dudes adjacent to each other numb their own hands with the objective of giving themselves a stranger. However, each dude mistakenly grabs each others' penis and proceed to perform the stranger on the other person while believing they are performing said act on themselves, erstwhile they are performing the double stranger on each other.
John and Bob got completely wasted, crashed on the futon next to each other with the intention of performing a stranger. However, they were so fucked up that they ended up performing a double secret stranger.
by gaptooth December 17, 2023
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The Secret Lab

A unique facility that specializes in changing anime characters for the better by altering their personalities (especially if they have moderate to severe negative personalities or even mildly negative ones), and by giving them fresh voices. It sprays Secret Fluid on an anime character to make his/her new self last forever.
The Secret Lab is a unique facility recognized for its ability to alter anime characters for the better by transforming them from who they once were into a new self.
by R. E. Smiley March 14, 2021
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